Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 31, 2017

• U.S. rattles NoKo's cage
• Trump gives $1 million to Harvey relief
• J.J. Watt's relief fund passes $10 million
• Harvey looters meet the baddest man in Texas
• Comey drafted conclusion in Hillary probe before key interviews
• Americans spend more on taxes than food and clothing combined
• Southern Poverty Law Center transfers millions offshore
• SPLC names Army bases as Confederate monuments that need to come down
• Paul RINO finally condemns Antifa
• Twitter celebrates Sheriff Clarke's resignation
• Trump expected to end DACA
• Why is Congress not investigating Obama's unprecedented political espionage?
• U.S. closes Russian consulate in San Fran
• KC serial killer threatened to 'kill all white people,' still not charged with hate crime
• Florida Democrat official admits noncitizens, felons voted
• Greek Life retreat cancelled at Ole Miss after banana peel found in tree
• House to vote on self-driving car legislation next week
• Hysterical filmmaker says humanity will not survive the century
• Pope Francis: 'Listen to the cry of the earth'
• Why are the Obama's buying beachfront property if sea levels are rising?
• 381 new species found in Amazon rainforest
• Russia to blast dead people and pets into space
• Study: Slow walkers more likely to die young
• First a dust storm, now Burning Man arts festival threatened by wildfire
• Slate: NFL execs are racist not signing Kaepernick
• 'Expert' of the Day: Pavlina Osta, millennial social commentator, on why millennials think climate change is the most important issue

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 30, 2017

• GDP up 3.0 percent for second quarter
• Flashback during Obama: slower GDP growth the 'new normal'
• Another flashback barely 18 months ago: The new normal
• Trump kicks off tax reform pitch
• DHS warned Charlottesville about violence
• Houston police catch 14 armed looters
• CNN: What Trump got right in Texas
• Iran says military sites are off-limits to nuke inspectors
• Racist serial killer caught in Kansas City
• ESPN announcer quits football coverage over brain trauma issue
• Student berated on campus for recruiting students for conservative group
• Vandals damage statue of Christopher Columbus
• Iowa gives Apple more than $208 million in tax benefits
• NBC in panic over Megyn's morning show
• Johnson, Stein lose court challenge over exclusion from debates
• Idiots endure dust storm for Burning Man art festival
• Couple arrested for having sex on a golf fairway
• Expert of the Day: Lauren Fix, The Car Coach, says green energy ain't green

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 29, 2017

• Trump warns 'all options are on the table' for NoKo
• Antifa violence in Berkeley prompts leftist soul-searching
• Berkeley mayor thinks Antifa should be designated a gang
• Have a look at the fine Antifa arrestees
• Professor who tweeted Texans deserved Harvey for voting Trump gets fired
• Media politicize Harvey, blame global warming
• Ecologist blames DOE for politicizing global warming
• Over 300 gators may escape because of TX flood
• Meanwhile, the important stuff: Journalists mock Melania for boarding plane in stilettos 
• She ditched the stilettos for sneakers
• IL guv signs sanctuary state bill
• Anti-Islam group joins lawsuit against Southern Poverty Law Center
• Trump lawyer explains e-mail about Trump project in Russia
• Gender X could be an option on Ca. state IDs
• Study: Low-fat diet could kill you
• Woman calls 911 to complain about bad meth
• Expert of the Day: Melanie Morgan from MediaEqualizer.com wants to know why IRS chief John Koskinen hasn't been fired

Daily Show Prep - Monday August 28, 2017

• NoKo projectile passes over Japan
• Antifa thugs attack Trump supporters at Berkeley
• Freshly pardoned Sheriff Joe may challenge Jeff Flake
• Gary Cohn says Antifa 'standing up for equality and freedom'
• Video shows man shooting gun during protest in Charlottesville
• Story behind the nursing home flooding outside Houston
• They're already trying to blame Harvey on climate change
• CNN anchor tries to tie Harvey to climate change, gets shut down by scientist
• Advanced computer models suggest most global warming natural
• Gore's movie at #37 with an anchor
• ACLU sues Trump over transgender ban
• Gorka resigns from Trump administration
• Agents discover hidden tunnel near Mexican border
• Logan airport may start charging to drop of your loved ones
• California eclipse watchers treated after putting sunscreen on eyeballs

Daily Show Prep - Friday August 25, 2017

• Antifa calls for seizing property, violence against police, all-out revolution
• School principal suspends the song 'Dixie'
• Orpheum Theater halts 'Gone With The Wind'
• RNC adopts resolution condemning racist groups
• Trump voters would rather have Jefferson Davis as president than Obama
• Right-wing rally in San Fran called off
• BLM founder says Trump is lying to commit Hitler-like genocide
• Mueller investigating whether Flynn tried to get Hillary's e-mails from Russia
• LA has made itself a homeless magnet
• Steve Bannon on Mitch McConnell: 'I'm going to light him up'
• Trump signs transgender order for military
• Theater announces clown-only screening of 'It'
• First-grader sent to office for 'pronoun mishap'
• Don Cheadle thought an Eagle Forum pin was a Nazi pin
• Guest: DWS's 'Islamophobia' claim prompts angered marine to go public
• Expert of the Day: Lauren Cooley from Red Alert Politics on why young people voted for Trump

Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 24, 2017

• Failing news media take to questioning Trump's mental health
• UN racism committee issues warning over U.S. tensions
• UVA students: Jefferson statue 'an emblem of white supremacy'
• ESPN president defend pulling Robert Lee from UVA game
• Donny Deutsch blames Trump for ESPN decision
• PayPal bans Jihad Watch based on SPLC designation
• Sheriff Joe pardon paperwork ready to go
• White House preparing transgender rules for military
• The search for Fusion GPS's mysterious Republican client
• Safe spaces and 'ze' badges
• California's top judge tells ICE to leave the courthouses
• Liberal holdover in Trump administration resigns in protest
• Crazed gunman terrorizes Charleston
• Man's sign telling bums to 'Get a Job' causes stir
• Video shows cheerleaders forced to do splits
• Man accused of killing his father: 'My name is God. I killed Satan.'
• Jay Thomas dead at 69
• Expert of the Day: Cody Wilson from GhostGunner.net on Paul RINO calling for gun control

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 23, 2017

• Clapper questions Trump's fitness for office after Phoenix
• CNN obsessed with Trump's fitness to hold office
• The full transcript of President Trump's Phoenix speech
• Oh, please: Ben Carson may have violated federal law at Trump rally
• Federal judge strikes down Texas voter ID law
• Beyond stupid: ESPN takes announcer Robert Lee off UVA game duties
• ABC thanks Clooneys for giving $1million to SPLC
• AP asking if the ACLU has blood on its hands for Charlottesville
• Dershowitz: Liberals are doing 'what Stalin did' on statue issue
• How Americans feel about Trump's 'both sides' comment
• Jerry Jones doesn't want his Cowboys sitting for anthem
• Supporters rally for Kaepernick
• George Foreman on Kaepernick and 'sore losers'
• Students protest 'Silent Sam' at UNC
• WashPo quietly settles age, race discrimination lawsuit
• Google and Walmart partner to take on Amazon
• Amazon ramps up brick-and-mortar store
• Diplomats in Cuba diagnosed with odd health conditions
• Mark Wahlberg eclipses The Rock as highest paid actor
• Man shoots at bus over food stamps
• Pigs saved from fire served as sausage to rescuing firefighters
• Expert of the Day: Matt Philbin from Newsbusters asking where the monument toppling stops

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 22, 2017

• Reaction to Trump's Afghanistan speech
• White House nixes Trump's border visit over security concerns
• DNC, that doesn't want the wall, slams Trump for not building it
• Republicans lost faith in Congress faster than in Trump
• Chaos at Charlottesville city council meeting
• BLM activist comes up with 10 requests for the honkies
• New ISIS threat to Spain
• USC's mascot is racist because it's similar to Lee's horse
• Court halts pipeline because feds didn't consider climate change
• Al Gore humiliation: New study earth was warmer during Medieval times
• KC floods
• Flash mob hits NYC
• Google is secretly recording you through your phone
• Daily Caller dogs Barron Trump for his clothing choice
• Death at 'kink rave' sex festival
• Sex robot prostitute better real thing sparks rush
• And then there was the prostitute revolt

Daily Show Prep - Monday August 21, 2017

• The Apoc-eclipse!
• Don't cry if you missed it, they happen every 18 months
• Media freak that Trump looked at the sun
• Yet the media still hype it as 'once in a lifetime'
• Celebrities gush over eclipse
• Paul Ryan rejects 'moral relativism' of Trump's condemnation of both sides
• McConnell rebuts Trump: 'Most news is not fake'
• In a related story, McConnell at 18 percent popularity in his home state
• Columbus statue vandalized in Baltimore
• Americans agree with Trump on monuments
• Wasserman Schultz's IT staffers may have sold sensitive data to foreign governments
• House Democrats' office hid $120k for Awans
• NoKo warns of 'merciless strike' ahead of planned SoKo/US drills
• Bannon: The days of Ivanka crying to Daddy are over
• AZ Republicans open doors to Flake challenger
• Elon Musk leads call for UN to ban killer robots
• Is Google working with liberal groups to snuff conservative websites?
• Jerry Lewis dead at 91
• Vegas strippers now accept Bitcoin
• Expert of the Day: Kristin Tate is afraid Bannon's ouster means leftward tilt for Trump

Daily Show Prep - Friday August 18, 2017

• Corey the Antifa nut threatens Phil on the air
• Bannon is out
• Newt says Trump presidency in trouble without 'serious changes'
• Think Tank: Trump 'just six Senate votes from impeachment'
• Antifa leader says violence against the far right 'not a crime'
• Mainstream conservative groups alarmed to be found on 'hate map'
• Man pepper-sprays 'Soldiers Reunion Parade'
• Tensions grow inside ALCU for defending white supremacists
• Congressman will consult Trump before going public with Assange info
• Calexit is back
• Guest: Dan Gainor from Newsbusters on the violent alt-left
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Girdusky from RedAlertPolitics.com on Trump, Antifa, and Bannon

Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 17, 2017

• Dead and injured in Barcelona terrorist attack
• CIA warned Spain that Las Ramblas was a target two months ago
• Wolf Blitzer wonders if Barcelona attack was Charlottesville copycat
• Congressman meets with Assange who says he has proof the Russians didn't hack
• Trump attacks removal of Confederate statues
• Vandals deface statue of Robert E. Lee at Duke
• They're even torching Lincoln!
• Black Lives Matter Nazis want to criminalize Confederate imagery
• Idiot Rep. Cohen introduces articles of impeachment against Trump over Charlottesville
• Missouri state senator investigate by Secret Service for Trump threat
• Spotify bans 'white power' music
• Yale censors 'hostile' historic artwork
• Woman who destroyed Confederate statue is pro-NoKo Marxist
• NYC to outlaw distracted walking
• PETA has to pay $49,000 for stealing and killing family dog
• Scientists create immortal robot with self-healing 'flesh'
• Office worker gets 3.5 years for poisoning coworkers' coffee with Windex
• Expert of the Day: Steven Nelson from the Washington Examiner says Noam Chomsky believes Antifa is a major gift to the right

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 16, 2017

• Confidence in Trump economy nearly doubles
• Trump right! Police say both sides showed up for a fight
• Black conservative attacked by Antifa thugs at vigil
• Shep Smith says he can't find Republicans who defend Trump
• Finally some conservatives coming to Trump's defense
• Missouri GOP praises Trump
• Networks spend 77 percent of time on Trump press conference
• Hope Hicks to become interim WH communications director
• NFL comish defends anthem-sitters
• Pence stands with the president
• Michael Moore likens Trump supporters to enablers of rapists
• Jeff Flake and primary challenger diverge on Trump/Charlottesville issue
• Lindsey Grahamnesty to Trump: 'Your words are dividing Americans'
• Confederate statues in Baltimore taken down
• Here we go: Chicago pastor wants George Washington statue gone
• Al Sharpton puts Jefferson Memorial on notice
• Meanwhile, ESPN airs fantasy auction of Odell Beckham, Jr.
• Trump ends manufacturing council after CEOs run for the hills
• Roy Moore/Luther Strange head for runoff in AL senate primary
• Lil Kim executes record number of NoKos who don't think he's a god
• LA to pay homeowners to house homeless
• American Bar Association passes resolution allowing illegals to practice law
• $1 increase in minimum wage would cost thousands of jobs
• Daniel Craig back one last time as Bond
• NY schools to install bully detectors
• Woman dies of shock after naked intruder jumps into bed with her
• Expert of the Day: Adam Michel from the Heritage Foundation on tax reform for jobs and investment

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 15, 2017

• NoKo backs down on Guam attack
• DOJ going after Trump resistance site
• Video shows Antifa idiots attacking Nazi idiots in Charlottesville
• BernMe Sanders holds Trump responsible for Charlottesville
• Sanders to introduce 'Medicare for all'
• White House calls CBO report on Obamacare payments 'flawed'
• Va. guv blames ACLU for Charlottesville, and he has a point
• Dem gubernatorial candidate wants to erase Stone Mountain Confederates
• Md. guv orders removal of statue honoring author of Dred Scott decision
• Predominately black Dallas group forms to protect monuments
• Lincoln Memoria vandalized
• How Obama handled the murder of police officers by black nationalist
• U.S. oil drillers keep pressure on OPEC with record shale output
• Bannon could be gone by end of week
• University to host blacks-only orientation
• Just FYI: There's another total eclipse in 7 years
• Kid Rock may not be able to use his stage name on ballot
• Hillary's pastor plagiarized prayer at heart of his book
• Arrest warrant issued for man having sex with a fence
• Costco owes Tiffany $19 mil for selling fake rings
• Expert of the Day: Wayne Allyn Root on Charlottesville

Daily Show Prep - Monday August 14, 2017

• Trump condemns KKK, Neo-Nazis as 'thugs'
• Cities cave, vow to remove Confederate monuments
• Some Confederate monuments aren't budging
• Google and GoDaddy ban Neo-Nazi site from the Internet
• China hands Trump a win on NoKo crisis
• Al Gore is confused about the nature of truth itself
• Canada has a sanctuary crisis
• Trump 'seriously considering' a pardon for Sheriff Joe
• Amazon issues refunds for eclipse glasses
• Taylor Swift no longer defendant in lawsuit
• 16-year-old running for governor of Kansas
• Guest: Michael Saltsman says the Fight for $15 movement is losing steam
• Expert of the Day: Siraj Hashmi from Red Alert Politics says the lesson of Charlottesville for leaders is to be specific, be consistent

Daily Show Prep - Friday August 11, 2017

• Trump: We're 'locked and loaded'
• NoKo says it can 'reduce U.S. to ashes'
• China will stay out of it if NoKo shoots first
• Guam tells its citizens how to survive a nuclear attack
• Why some ex-spies aren't buying the Russia story
• Transgender service members file suit against Trump
• Corporate America having it's best earnings season in 13 years
• Republican senators rally around McConnell after Trump attacks
• Senate Conservative Fund wants McConnell out
• Judge blocks Texas' attempt to ban sanctuary cities
• FBI busts aerospace employee trying to sell DEA intelligence to drug cartels
• La. guv declares state of emergency over NOLA flooding concerns
• OPEC pumps more oil despite vow to cut production
• Proctor & Gamble gambles with 'The Talk' ad
• Petition to boycott P&G
• Washington Examiner doesn't understand Trump's humor regarding Russia
• Jeffrey Lord explains the so-called 'Nazi salute' tweet
• Microaggression alert: All monuments to white men and women
• Eclipse will make animals act strangely
• Crazy woman kills her kids and her husband's girlfriend before killing herself
• Japanese company is selling bikini 'crotch charms'
• Expert of the Day: David Drucker from the Washington Examiner about the feud between Trump and McConnell

Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 10, 2017

• NoKos raise fists in defiance of Trump
• Japan ready to protect Guam
• Lib media freak that Trump has nuke codes
• Susan Rice says we need to 'tolerate' a nuclear NoKo
• Obama knew about NoKo's miniaturized nukes
• Flashback: Mueller and Comey bungled anthrax case, had to pay out $5.82 million
• Another tech titan backs universal basic income
• Va. college student gets just 100 days in jail for 18 counts of voter fraud
• Ashley Judd calls out 'everyday sexism' after airport employee says 'hey, nice dress'
• Dozens of female employees accuse Google of gender discrimination
• Google engineer who wrote anti-diversity memo: 'They betrayed me'
• Al Gore slams BBC for engaging in climate change denial
• NY Times admits its front page story on climate change report was wrong
• Fines against 'polluters' down under Trump, CNN doesn't define 'polluters'
• Eric Bolling of Fox News sues HuffPo reporter for $50 million
• Couple burns candles to ward off evil spirits, burns apartment down
• Designer shocks with nude fashion show
• 'Weightism' is now a 'social justice issue'
• Why loneliness is more dangerous than obesity
• Wharton study says fewer immigrants will mean fewer jobs. What?
• Vegetarians twice as likely to be depressed
• Human Ken Doll: 'I'm not crazy'
• Taylor Swift in cheek-grabbing lawsuit with DJ

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 9, 2017

• NoKo promises to attack 'waters near Guam' by mid-August
• Guam's worries grow over NoKo threat
• Trump wanted to strike NoKo in 1999 before they got nukes
• CNN tries to freak folks out in Hawaii
• FBI searches Paul Manafort's home
• Former Lynch employee now helping investigate Lynch in senate
• 23 percent of all federal prisoners are illegals
• More than 1 in 8 Americans now alcoholics
• USA Today: You will get microchipped...eventually
• Ditch Mitch gains steam
• Senator suggests McCain's brain cancer may have clouded his vote on Obamacare
• Pot use increases your chance of dying from hypertension
• Wealthy actress Chloe Grace Moretz criticizes Trump women for their 'privilege'
• Uproar as scientist urges public to eat more salt
• Denmark has 'hug a terrorist' program
• Rise in conceal-carry permits highest among black women
• SoKo introduces first robot tax
• Cyclist robbing cabbies in Manhattan
• Scientology claims spike in hate crimes due to Remini series
• Doctor: Letting kids play football is child abuse
• List of solar eclipses
• Atlanta gym has no cop, no military policy
• E-currency coming just for Jews
• Art created to start conversation about climate change sinks into river

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 8, 2017

• NoKo now able to make missile-ready nukes
• Trump threatens NoKo Kim
• Documents reveal email alias for Loretta Lynch
• Spike Lee to rally for Colin Kaepernick at NFL HQ
• ICE arrests 32 illegal sex offenders
• Ford Funeral Home in Memphis fined for reusing caskets
• Google fires employee who wrote memo saying women were unfit for tech jobs
• Google CEO cuts vacation short to respond
• Dem senator says Trump is bullying him
• Al Gore calls on Trump to release climate report that's already online
• Glen Campbell dead at 81
• Dem rep has painting of Statue of Liberty with hijab
• Va. high school will decide honors classes based partly on skin color
• Clothing company tries to reclaim swastika for GBLT people
• De Blasio comes to work late, takes naps when he gets there
• Century-old Confederate time capsule opened in Florida
• Chelsea Clinton wants to rate movies based on gender stereotypes
• Amish farmer sentenced to prison for making herbal skin cream
• Expert of the Day: David Hirschmann on fake glasses for the eclipse

Daily Show Prep - Monday August 7, 2017

• NoKo ready to teach U.S. 'severe lesson'
• Gore Effect: Unseasonably cool temps ahead for August
• Gore's film bombs at the box office
• "Environmentally-friendly" cladding is an international menace
• Anthem leaving Nevada Obamacare exchange
• Obamacare is a success...at sucking large sums of money from the private sector
• GOP leans toward funding Obamacare subsidies
• Steve Forbes says Trump should reject raising taxes on the wealthiest
• NYC mayor wants to tax the rich to fix the subways
• Maxine Waters won't rule out an all-black party
• Professor lets students choose their own grades for 'stress reduction'
• The Hill: Can we get Elon Musk off government support already?
• States battle sanctuary cities
• Huck Finn movie to cause a stir for using n-word
• Indian guy gets into med school by pretending to be black
• Expert of the Day: Joe Lawler from the Washington Examiner on how the Obamacare repeal failure is giving Republicans a tax headache

Daily Show Prep - Friday August 4, 2017

• Lie detector tests on the table for West Wing leakers
• Record number employed in July
• House intel committee sent staffers to meet with Trump dossier writer
• DWS and the incredible scandal MSM want you to ignore
• Defiant DWS says she'd do it again
• Report: Comey and McCabe blocked the arrest of Imran Awan's wife
• FBI tracked fake news from Russia on Election Day
• Study: Canada's 'free' health care ain't free
• SoKo's spy agency admits to fixing 2012 election
• California kicks ICE out of state offices
• McCain to bring back amnesty when the senate returns
• Poll shows Trump-bashing not working for Jeff Flake
• Sid Blumenthal lashes out at Sen. Grassley over hearing comments
• Senate blocks Trump's ability to make recess appointments
• More than 50 Democrats want Mattis to ignore transgender ban
• Family of 'transgender' 8-year-old sue school for discrimination
• If everyone ate beans instead of beef we could save the planet
• Dirt people freak out over Death Valley heat record
• Company loses $2 billion in one year trying to comply with Obama's climate change agenda
• Wyoming judge who was punished for not performing same-sex marriages takes her case to SCOTUS
• Please. Former Facebook exec says society will collapse within 30 years because of robots
• New Bruce Willis movie ripped as 'alt-right'
• Government-funded park restroom cost $2 million to build
• Somebody please slap this guy!
• DC's Legends of Tomorrow invents Muslim superhero, gives her the real name of Isis
• Snowflakes turn to professional cuddlers. No, we're not making it up.
• Expert of the Day: Michael Barone from the Washington Examiner on the WV guv jumping from the Democrat ship

Daily Show Prep - Thursday August 3, 2017

• Mueller launches grand jury probe on Russian influence
• Someone leaked classified transcripts of Trump phone calls
• WashPo tries to make Trump's promise to clean up opioid mess 'bragging'
• Is DWS on the verge of resignation?
• Congressman claims DWS's IT guy may have terrorist ties
• H.R. McMaster says Susan Rice will keep her top-secret security clearance
• List of 173 ISIS fanatics poised to attack Europe found in Mosul
• GOP clash over debt ceiling looms
• Apple owns $52.6 billion in U.S. Treasurys
• GOP immigration battle brewing
• Denver city council proposes sanctuary city ordinance
• Rep. Gutierrez: Cruz and Rubio would not be senators under Trump's immigration plan
• Stephen Miller schools CNN's 'Accost Ya'
• BurnMe attacks Nissan over union vote
• Half of Detroits mayoral candidates are convicted felons
• Woman who encouraged her boyfriend to commit suicide gets 15 months in prison
• UCLA study: Pets causing global warming
• Bridal shop that refused to sell to lesbians getting threats
• Utah Republican offers bill in support of California secession
• What? Hip hop pioneer arrested for murder? No.
• 43 percent of Americans sleep deprived
• The first free summer camp for transgender kids
• Guest: Brittany Hughes from MRCTV on illegal asylum seekers turning up with criminal histories
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle from Washington Examiner says Trump goes big on immigration

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 2, 2017

• Trump announces legal immigration overhaul
• Report: Kelly has convinced Trump to give up on wall, secure electronically instead
• Investigators find 'security risks' in military's immigrant recruitment program
• Coast Guard to defy trans ban
• Senate Republicans now openly defying Trump
• Al Gore's home uses 34 times the energy of the average home
• Trump signs Russia sanctions bill
• Doctor killed for refusing to prescribe opioids
• Justice Depts. redacts talking points on Clinton-Lynch tarmac meeting
• Moderate job growth continues
• 'The God Players' comes to life
• Speaking of that: The God Players is on sale
• Judicial Watch discovers more classified materials in Huma's e-mails
• Comey has book deal
• Big lib Facebook has small minority workforce
• Silicon valley execs dine on gold-flecked steaks
• Movie studios fight back against Rotten Tomatoes
• HBO e-mails hacked
• Dems split over abortion issue
• NASA hiring officers to defend Earth from aliens
• Kid Rock leads in new senate poll
• Bees are back
• Will the solar eclipse break the Internet?
• OMG! Solar eclipse path overwhelmingly passes over Trump country
• Trump launches 'Real News' Facebook series
• Ray Lewis tells Kaepernick to focus on football, not activism
• Thief steals 1,700 pound of brisket...while it's cooking
• Major breakthrough in cryogenic freezing
• Cops arrest naked man using sex toy alongside interstate
• New bride pulls gun on husband from wedding dress
• More rednecks: Man assaults girlfriend with 'sex lube' when she refuses to have sex
• Expert of the Day: Daniel Garza president of LIBRE Initiative on GOP tax reform

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday August 1, 2017

• Sen. Alexander urges Trump to extend Obamacare 'stabilizations' 
• Dow jumps to record high
• Australia's weather bureau caught tampering with temperature readings
• Ethics watchdog files complaint against Wasserman Schultz
• GOP Rep: House IT scandal among 'all-time congressional scandals' of last 30 years
• More than a third of adults prescribed opioids
• Boo-frickety-hoo: Illegals in North Texas live in fear
• DHS expedites building border wall 
• Report says Scaramucci was hired for one reason: get rid of Reince
• Porn site offers Scaramucci $500,000 to oversee company's communication team
• JK Rowling apologizes for slamming Trump
• Kushner says Trump campaign was too dysfunctional to collude with Russia
• Bin Laden's son set to take over al Qaeda, wants revenge
• U.S. detects 'highly unusual' NoKo sub activity
• Cubs fan confronted by Gov. Christie challenges him to 'combat-style' fight
• Death grip of Venezuelan socialist dictator tightens
• Private I investigating Seth Rich murder alleges Trump colluded with Fox News
• Activists try to kill HBO series 'Confederate' before it begins shooting
• Inmates used peanut butter to fool jailer and escape
• Expert of the Day: Cyber Defense writer Michael Daugherty on the DWS IT scandal