Daily Show Prep - Friday August 11, 2017

• Trump: We're 'locked and loaded'
• NoKo says it can 'reduce U.S. to ashes'
• China will stay out of it if NoKo shoots first
• Guam tells its citizens how to survive a nuclear attack
• Why some ex-spies aren't buying the Russia story
• Transgender service members file suit against Trump
• Corporate America having it's best earnings season in 13 years
• Republican senators rally around McConnell after Trump attacks
• Senate Conservative Fund wants McConnell out
• Judge blocks Texas' attempt to ban sanctuary cities
• FBI busts aerospace employee trying to sell DEA intelligence to drug cartels
• La. guv declares state of emergency over NOLA flooding concerns
• OPEC pumps more oil despite vow to cut production
• Proctor & Gamble gambles with 'The Talk' ad
• Petition to boycott P&G
• Washington Examiner doesn't understand Trump's humor regarding Russia
• Jeffrey Lord explains the so-called 'Nazi salute' tweet
• Microaggression alert: All monuments to white men and women
• Eclipse will make animals act strangely
• Crazy woman kills her kids and her husband's girlfriend before killing herself
• Japanese company is selling bikini 'crotch charms'
• Expert of the Day: David Drucker from the Washington Examiner about the feud between Trump and McConnell