Daily Show Prep - Wednesday August 9, 2017

• NoKo promises to attack 'waters near Guam' by mid-August
• Guam's worries grow over NoKo threat
• Trump wanted to strike NoKo in 1999 before they got nukes
• CNN tries to freak folks out in Hawaii
• FBI searches Paul Manafort's home
• Former Lynch employee now helping investigate Lynch in senate
• 23 percent of all federal prisoners are illegals
• More than 1 in 8 Americans now alcoholics
• USA Today: You will get microchipped...eventually
• Ditch Mitch gains steam
• Senator suggests McCain's brain cancer may have clouded his vote on Obamacare
• Pot use increases your chance of dying from hypertension
• Wealthy actress Chloe Grace Moretz criticizes Trump women for their 'privilege'
• Uproar as scientist urges public to eat more salt
• Denmark has 'hug a terrorist' program
• Rise in conceal-carry permits highest among black women
• SoKo introduces first robot tax
• Cyclist robbing cabbies in Manhattan
• Scientology claims spike in hate crimes due to Remini series
• Doctor: Letting kids play football is child abuse
• List of solar eclipses
• Atlanta gym has no cop, no military policy
• E-currency coming just for Jews
• Art created to start conversation about climate change sinks into river