Daily Show Prep - Friday September 28, 2018

• Flake demands one week delay for FBI to investigate
• Trump orders FBI investigation
• Wild scene at Capitol
• Ford caught in another lie, remodeling linked to Kavanaugh was 2008, not 2012
• 'Spartacus' admitted to sexual assault
• More on the lawsuits against Swetnick
• Woman who confronted Flake runs Soro-funded organization
• Communists planning armed insurrection on Twitter
• Ambassador Haley calls for overthrow of Maduro in Venezuela
• Caravans of illegals continue to stream across the border
• Judge rules Ca. sanctuary city law is unconstitutional
• Review: New 'Murphy Brown' resistance is yesterday's news
• Tesla stock tanks on news of SEC lawsuit
• 'Body' in bag turns out to be discarded sex doll
• Expert of the Day: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner on why FBI investigation is a bad idea

Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 27, 2018

• Kavanaugh admits to 'juvenile misbehavior' but denies sexual assault
• Two men come forward claiming Dr. Ford mistook them for Kavanaugh
• Man apologizes for making up story about Kavanaugh
• GoFundMe campaigns have raised over $500,000 for Dr. Ford
• Ex-boyfriend of Swetnick filed a restraining order against her
• Rosenstein may keep his job after all
• Liberals outraged that 2020 Census will ask citizenship question
• 'Distracted boyfriend' meme is sexist
• #MeToo is making colleges teach Toxic Masculinity 101
• Study: Boys are more likely to be victims of teen dating violence

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 26, 2018

• Avenatti drops another bomb on Kavanaugh
• Who is Julie Swetnick?
• She was sued for domestic violence
• Kavanaugh denies
• Accuser graduated high school in 1980 yet was at high school parties in 1983
• GOP hires female attorney to ask questions of Ford, Kavanaugh
• Ford releases testimony prior to hearing
• Trump: China trying to interfere in 2018 elections
• Judge asks if 'America First' is code for racial hostility
• Planned Parenthood forces the cancellation of 'Gosnell' screening
• Ted Cruz, wife returned to restaurant to finish their meal
• Fans scammed out of millions by fake celebrity sites
• Houston mayor tries to block sex robot brothel
• Smash-and-grab thieves hit pot shop, only come away with Oregano
• Expert of the Day: Dawn Perlmutter from Symbol Intelligence Group talks about the symbolism of the feminist cult of victimhood

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 25, 2018

• Dr. Ford could be getting cold feet
• Jimmy Kimmel suggests cutting of Kavanaugh's winky
• Trump blasts second Kavanaugh accuser
• Creepy porn lawyer mocks Kavanaugh's virginity
• Senate Judiciary Committee schedules vote for Friday
• Did Avenatti get punked by a Trump supporter posing as a victim?
• #MeToo is coming for your thought crimes
• Ted Cruz run out of restaurant by crazy Antifa people
• Trump to UN: 'We reject globalism'
• Attendees laugh at his boast about booming economy
• Mad Dog Mattis: Work with our diplomats, because you don't want to work with me
• Five countries announce deal to defy Trump on oil trade with Iran
• Consumer confidence hits 18-year high
• Americans spend more on taxes than food, clothing combined
• Gallup: Republican favorability at seven-year high
• Dems lose advantage with middle class, gender gap collapses
• DOJ employee in undercover video was fired for harassing DHS secretary
• Judge appears likely to toss Stormy Daniels' suit against Trump
• Vatican cardinal: Pope is 'ice cold, cunning Machiavellian'
• Millennials are causing divorce rate to plummet
• Man arrested with $100 bills in his butt cheeks
• The dirt people think we're running out of sand
• Expert of the Day: Matthew Ha from the Foundation for Defense of Democracies says don't fall for Kim Jong un's pleas for peace

Daily Show Prep - Monday September 24, 2018

• Rosenstein and Trump will meet on Thursday about his future
• Real conservative would take Rosenstein's place were he to resign
• Stocks drop on fear Rosenstein is going to get fired, or so they say
• Another last minute accusation against Kavanaugh
• No one can corroborate the story
• Ronan Farrow: Accuser came forward because Democrats 'came looking'
• Second accuser was George Soros fellow
• Kavanaugh, Ford to appear separately before committee on Thursday
• Kavanaugh plans to hand over calendars from 1982 that show he wasn't at party
• Andrew McCabe's lawyer says he's representing Kavanaugh accuser for free
• Ed Whelan takes leave of absence after taking leave of his senses
• Keith Ellison's accuser says investigation is over
• Trump snubs 'Tiger Beat' Trudeau, says he's too busy to meet
• Oil hits highest level in four years
• U.S. solar projects surge after Trump tariffs
• DOJ staffer caught on O'Keefe tape 'no longer works' there
• Steve Moore: Why aren't liberals fun anymore?
• James Woods suspended from Twitter for parody tweet
• CIA director pledges to target opioids
• Dallas police fire officer who mistakenly killed man she thought was in her apartment
• Hospital ER reports 160 percent spike in visits involving e-scooters
• Michael Moore's new movie tanks at box office
• Religious group says sex robots teach men to be rapists
• People on Instagram are turning their hair into flower vases
• Expert of the Day: Philip Wegmann from the Washington Examiner says Kavanaugh's accusers have no witnesses

Daily Show Prep - Friday September 21, 2018

• Rod Rosenstein proposed secretly taping Trump, using 25th Amendment to oust him
• Schumer warns Trump not to fire Rosenstein
• Kavanaugh may be a victim of mistaken identity
• Ford says no chance of mistaken identity, theorist apologizes, deletes Twitter thread
• Kellyanne Conway: 'Unusual' to have accuser testify second
• HuffPo poll shows few believe Kavanaugh's accuser
• Only 5 percent of Minn. Dems believe Keith Ellison's accuser
• Police report of Al Gore's alleged sexual assault of masseuse made public
• Mikey 'The Rat' Cohen huddles with Mueller's people for hours
• FBI memos detail 'partisan axes' behind Russia meddling assessment
• Ex-Google CEO predicts Internet will split in two, one run by China, the other the U.S.
• Bullet shatters window at LifeWay building in Nashville
• 3D-printed gun designer arrested in Taiwan on Texas sex assault charge
• Ford Corporation helps support Farrakhan's claim that Jews are trying to make black men gay
• Record smog in L.A., experts blame climate change
• Next flu pandemic could wipe out 400 million, so they say
• CIA declassifies old Soviet jokes
• $530 distressed sneakers accused of 'fetishizing' poverty
• Man who posed as housewife made sex tape with 150 men
• Expert of the Day: Steven Nelson from the Washington Examiner talks about Trump, Trudeau talk trade deal

Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 20, 2018

• Female shooter behind Md. massacre
• Jobless claims fall to lowest level in nearly 50 years
• Trump blasts Congress over 'ridiculous' spending bill
• GOP bill funds Planned Parenthood and the use of tissue from aborted babies
• Kavanaugh accuser will testify, but only on two conditions
• Kavanaugh accuser's classmate recants
• Ex-girlfriend of Keith Ellison releases medical records
• GAO employee: 'We want to destroy capitalists'
• Republicans may compel of Fusion GPS researcher Nellie Ohr
• Brennan: Intel chiefs should disobey Trump's order to release classified docs or resign
• Beto O'Rourke: Illegals needed for cotton gin
• Amazon employees donated 90 percent to Dems
• 'Intersex' person sued because passports only allow male or female
• CNN horrified that ICE is arresting illegals who want to take care of illegal children
• Chicago priest burn rainbow flag
• Drunkest cities in the U.S.
• Michael Moore threatens to move to Canada...again
• Airport tries therapy dogs to soothe stressed out travelers
• First American picked to direct Bond film
• Child porn reason for Sunspot Observatory closure
• Expert of the Day: Dan Perkins, political columnist, says Christine Blasey Ford is a total fraud

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 19, 2018

• Dem Sen. wants men to 'shut up'
• Trump says it's 'unfortunate' if accuser is a no-show
• Hillary: Kavanaugh's accuser deserves 'the benefit of the doubt'
• Juanita Broaddrick: How about 'investigate my rape allegation'
• NY Times issues retraction after stating Kavanaugh's friend remembers the attack
• Soros's fingerprints all over Kavanaugh attack
• Grassley gives Kavanaugh accuser until 10am Friday to commit to showing up
• Kavanaugh's accuser gets all the attention, Ellison's accuser gets none
• Kim Jong Un agrees to dismantle nuke test site
• Cops: Woman who claims attack by teens yelling 'Trump 2016' made it up
• O'Keefe: DOJ official resists 'from inside,' 'we can't really get fired'
• Conservatives frustrated over big spending bills
• New GOP tax cuts doubtful
• Trump to reinstate anti-fraud policy to catch illegals that Obama suspended
• Dem leader urges Dem voters 'Vote early, vote often, whatever you can get away with'
• Google vows to fight U.S. air pollution while censoring data on Chinese smog
• Record 67 million don't speak English at home
• NR: Warren's 'Accountable Capitalism Act' is socialist and unconstitutional
• Man at center of 3D gun debate faces arrest for sex with a minor
• CNN does segment on Trump's winkie
• 45-year-old arrested for threatening to shoot 11-year-old Fortnite rival
• Hookers call sex robots 'dehumanizing and dangerous'
• The creepy clowns are back
• Expert of the Day: Producer of 'The Trump Prophecy' says they were censored by Facebook

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 18, 2018

• O'Keefe exposes entrenched resistance: 'F*** sh** up'
• Kavanaugh 'he said, she said' showdown headed for TV
• Accuser has not agreed to show
• Lisa Page destroyed Mueller's case behind closed doors
• Guv. Moonbeam: If we don't get rid of Trump he's going to undermine the world
• Hispanics flourishing in Trump economy
• Trump hacks off the left by declassifying Carter Page FISA app
• Unprecedented government spending spree picks up steam
• Cruz widens lead over O'Rourke
• Dems lead in TN, AZ senate races
• RNC internal poll finds Trump supporters too complacent
• Study: Raising kids with religion may protect mental health
• Emmy ratings drop to new low
• Kamala Harris accused of covering up for pedophile priests
• Oil prices up on Saudi threat
• Tesla facing criminal probe over Musk's statements
• Back in the U.S.S.R.: Russians could face jail time for not deleting fake news
• Back in the U.S.S.R. Part 2: LA considers banning sale of fur products
• 'Inside Edition' crew robbed while reporting on San Fran crime
• Tom Arnold says he and Bob Woodward 'are basically the same guy'
• Doctors: 'No evidence' bad cholesterol causes heart disease
• Another person loses body parts after kissing dog
• Remember when climate change meant the end of coffee?
• Sesame Street writer: Bert and Ernie are gay
• Expert of the Day: Megan Barth from MediaEqualizer.com about Democrats deploying the Kavanaugh suicide bomber

Daily Show Prep - Monday September 17, 2018

• Woman says Kavanaugh groped her when they were teens. Seriously?
• Accuser is leftist professor who donates to Dems
• Kavanaugh says he wasn't even at the party
• The plot thickens: Kavanaugh's mother presided over foreclosure of accuser's family home
• Accuser's lawyer says it's not her job to corroborate the story
• Sean Penn dismisses #MeToo movement
• Swollen rivers near record levels post-Florence
• Record low cite economy as top problem
• Border Patrol agent charged in serial killings
• Newspaper Publishers Association honors Maxine Waters with 'leadership' award
• Mad Maxine takes photo with DC councilman who claimed Jewish bankers control the weather
• Brian Ross is back and covering Trump
• Cave rescuer is suing Elon Musk for calling him a pedophile
• Ann Hathaway denounces white privilege in awards speech
• Al Gore lies again about hurricanes/global warming, called down by scientists
• NFL stadiums plagued by thousands of empty seats
• Buffalo Bills cornerback 'retired' at halftime

Daily Show Prep - Friday September 7, 2018

• Wages hit post-recession high
• Construction workers see higher wages
• Black unemployment hits second-lowest ever
• Hunt for White House saboteur intensifies
• Rand Paul calls for lie-detector tests
• Obama did give lie-detector tests, prosecuted leakers
• Latest liberal talking point: Trump's crazy, use 25th Amendment
• Papadopoulos gets 14 days in jail
• Corey Booger's ridiculous 'Spartacus moment' fizzles
• Obama to receive ethics in government award? Seriously?
• Bashes Trump, takes credit for booming economy
• Obama hits the campaign trail
• Roll Call: Five states that will decide the House majority
• Report: 90 percent of Google employees' political contributions went to Democrats
• Deportations up 9 percent in 2018 but still below Obama-era peak
• AZ rancher records 25 straight minutes of illegals streaming across the border
• Assaults on ICE, border patrol surge
• Kim Jong Un wants to denuke by the end of Trump's first term
• Pope lashes out at capitalism...again
• Michael Moore's ex sues him for stiffing her on movie profits
• Elon Musk smokes pot on live-stream podcast
• Then says we're all probably trapped in 'The Matrix'
• Tesla CAO resigns, stock drops 9 percent
• Anti-Kavanaugh protestors storm Grassley's office
• Judge orders Spanish-language sample ballots in Florida
• First college drops Nike uniforms because of Kaepernick ad
• University hosts separate orientation for black freshmen
• CDC investigating another international flight where passengers fell ill
• Record-breaking September cold hits Minn.
• Wikileaks lawyer: Assange in very poor health, needs treatment
• Army vet helps stranded motorist—a hit man hired to kill him
• Prince Charles issues robot warning
• Homeless vet will get GoFundMe proceeds
• 'Pussy hat' design withdrawn after activists insist some women have penises
• 'Frozen' actor snatches 'Trump 2020' banner from audience member
• Expert of the Day: Anna Giaritelli from the Washington Examiner on all the Kavanaugh protesters

Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 6, 2018

• The search is on for the mole in the White House
• Bookies place odds on who it is
• "The snakes are everywhere"
• Here are the Trump officials denying they're the saboteur
• U.S. jobless claims drop to near 49-year low
• John Fraud Kerry: 'This is a genuine constitutional crisis'
• Booker releases confidential Kavanaugh documents that were already released
• Twitter blocks Alex Jones permanently
• RNC releases ad showing unhinged left
• DOJ announces charges against NoKos for Sony hack
• Pipeline protesters camp out in trees
• Global tree canopy has increased 865,000 square miles over the last 34 years
• Thieves in Ca. are stealing artificial lawns
• Drunk man jailed after being beat up by 10-inch monkeys
• Guest: Diamond & Silk opine on everything political in their own unique way
• Guest: Sebastian Gorka talks about upcoming book, Why We Fight, as well as the anonymous saboteur in the White House

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday September 5, 2018

• Trump unleashes on Woodward calling him a 'Dem operative'
• U.S. attorney defends wife over accusations of 'white power' sign
• Trump resistance activist inside the White House pens NY Times op/ed
• Trump Derangement Syndrome? Man rams truck into Fox affiliate
• Schumer on impeachment: 'The sooner the better'
• Trump attacks Nike over Kaepernick ad
• Shannon Sharpe praises Kaepernick Nike ad
• Alex Jones heckles Marco Rubio
• Jerome Corsi subpoenaed by Mueller
• U.S. warns Assad against using chemical weapons
• 20-year Dem congressman loses in Mass. primary
• Cosby to face wall of accusers, Spacey and Seagal cleared in LA
• Two priests caught performing sex act in car
• British name 2 Russians as suspects in poisoning
• Mercedes challenges Tesla with electric car
• Doctor sues app after becoming fed up with annoying messages 

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday September 4, 2018

• Colin Kaepernick featured in new Nike ad
• John Rich goes on Twitter tirade against Nike
• Boycott begins
• Why NFL ratings could fall even further this season
• Aretha's family upset with eulogy preacher who asked blacks to stop killing each other
• Woodward: Trump called Sessions 'mentally retarded'
• Chuck Todd: It's time for the press to start fighting back
• LWM portray crazed man confronting Kavanaugh as snub of Parkland father
• 22 protesters arrested at Kavanaugh hearing
• Software expert says NY Times is 'committing massive fraud' by hiding temperature data
• Former Senator Jon Kyle named as McCain's replacement
• Russia says space station leak could have been sabotage
• Samsung set to unveil foldable smart phone
• Dorothy's stolen ruby slippers found
• My parents were serial killers
• Chinese kindergarten principal fired after welcoming students back with a pole dance
• Former 'Cosby' star job-shamed for working at Trader Joe's
• Expert of the Day: Jim Antle from the Washington Examiner says Lindsey Graham has become the Trump-friendly maverick of the Senate