Daily Show Prep - Monday September 24, 2018

• Rosenstein and Trump will meet on Thursday about his future
• Real conservative would take Rosenstein's place were he to resign
• Stocks drop on fear Rosenstein is going to get fired, or so they say
• Another last minute accusation against Kavanaugh
• No one can corroborate the story
• Ronan Farrow: Accuser came forward because Democrats 'came looking'
• Second accuser was George Soros fellow
• Kavanaugh, Ford to appear separately before committee on Thursday
• Kavanaugh plans to hand over calendars from 1982 that show he wasn't at party
• Andrew McCabe's lawyer says he's representing Kavanaugh accuser for free
• Ed Whelan takes leave of absence after taking leave of his senses
• Keith Ellison's accuser says investigation is over
• Trump snubs 'Tiger Beat' Trudeau, says he's too busy to meet
• Oil hits highest level in four years
• U.S. solar projects surge after Trump tariffs
• DOJ staffer caught on O'Keefe tape 'no longer works' there
• Steve Moore: Why aren't liberals fun anymore?
• James Woods suspended from Twitter for parody tweet
• CIA director pledges to target opioids
• Dallas police fire officer who mistakenly killed man she thought was in her apartment
• Hospital ER reports 160 percent spike in visits involving e-scooters
• Michael Moore's new movie tanks at box office
• Religious group says sex robots teach men to be rapists
• People on Instagram are turning their hair into flower vases
• Expert of the Day: Philip Wegmann from the Washington Examiner says Kavanaugh's accusers have no witnesses