Daily Show Prep - Friday September 7, 2018

• Wages hit post-recession high
• Construction workers see higher wages
• Black unemployment hits second-lowest ever
• Hunt for White House saboteur intensifies
• Rand Paul calls for lie-detector tests
• Obama did give lie-detector tests, prosecuted leakers
• Latest liberal talking point: Trump's crazy, use 25th Amendment
• Papadopoulos gets 14 days in jail
• Corey Booger's ridiculous 'Spartacus moment' fizzles
• Obama to receive ethics in government award? Seriously?
• Bashes Trump, takes credit for booming economy
• Obama hits the campaign trail
• Roll Call: Five states that will decide the House majority
• Report: 90 percent of Google employees' political contributions went to Democrats
• Deportations up 9 percent in 2018 but still below Obama-era peak
• AZ rancher records 25 straight minutes of illegals streaming across the border
• Assaults on ICE, border patrol surge
• Kim Jong Un wants to denuke by the end of Trump's first term
• Pope lashes out at capitalism...again
• Michael Moore's ex sues him for stiffing her on movie profits
• Elon Musk smokes pot on live-stream podcast
• Then says we're all probably trapped in 'The Matrix'
• Tesla CAO resigns, stock drops 9 percent
• Anti-Kavanaugh protestors storm Grassley's office
• Judge orders Spanish-language sample ballots in Florida
• First college drops Nike uniforms because of Kaepernick ad
• University hosts separate orientation for black freshmen
• CDC investigating another international flight where passengers fell ill
• Record-breaking September cold hits Minn.
• Wikileaks lawyer: Assange in very poor health, needs treatment
• Army vet helps stranded motorist—a hit man hired to kill him
• Prince Charles issues robot warning
• Homeless vet will get GoFundMe proceeds
• 'Pussy hat' design withdrawn after activists insist some women have penises
• 'Frozen' actor snatches 'Trump 2020' banner from audience member
• Expert of the Day: Anna Giaritelli from the Washington Examiner on all the Kavanaugh protesters