Daily Show Prep - Thursday September 20, 2018

• Female shooter behind Md. massacre
• Jobless claims fall to lowest level in nearly 50 years
• Trump blasts Congress over 'ridiculous' spending bill
• GOP bill funds Planned Parenthood and the use of tissue from aborted babies
• Kavanaugh accuser will testify, but only on two conditions
• Kavanaugh accuser's classmate recants
• Ex-girlfriend of Keith Ellison releases medical records
• GAO employee: 'We want to destroy capitalists'
• Republicans may compel of Fusion GPS researcher Nellie Ohr
• Brennan: Intel chiefs should disobey Trump's order to release classified docs or resign
• Beto O'Rourke: Illegals needed for cotton gin
• Amazon employees donated 90 percent to Dems
• 'Intersex' person sued because passports only allow male or female
• CNN horrified that ICE is arresting illegals who want to take care of illegal children
• Chicago priest burn rainbow flag
• Drunkest cities in the U.S.
• Michael Moore threatens to move to Canada...again
• Airport tries therapy dogs to soothe stressed out travelers
• First American picked to direct Bond film
• Child porn reason for Sunspot Observatory closure
• Expert of the Day: Dan Perkins, political columnist, says Christine Blasey Ford is a total fraud