Daily Show Prep - Wednesday March 20, 2019

• Ukraine opens investigation into election interference to help Hillary
• Border agents apprehend over 400 illegals
• Border Patrol says detention centers are full, starts releasing illegals
• Ca. National Guard leaves border
• Illegal released by De Blasio bites of ICE agent's finger
• Police nab the idiot on the ATV
• Trump calls Mr. Kellyanne 'husband from hell'
• Kellyanne sides with Trump
• NZ goes all out to censor coverage of mosque shooting
• Journalist claims Twitter testing more extreme shadowban
• Beto O'Rourke ate dirt after losing to Ted Cruz
• Study claims more than one reality exists
• Couple whipped in Indonesia for breaking Sharia law
• Robert Kraft rejects plea deal, moves to suppress video
• Ex-spa owner denies selling access to Trump
• People who smoke pot daily 5 times more likely to develop a psychotic disorder
• Harvard sued over profiting from slave photos
• ABC News covers super bloom, ignores end of Ca. drought
• University pushes to give plants and animals the same rights as humans
• Maine house votes to change Columbus Day to Indigenous Peoples Day
• Catholic priest accused of groping woman during last rites
• Guest: Dr. Jerome Corsi, target of Mueller investigation, has written a book about his experience