Daily Show Prep - Friday October 11, 2019

• Trump announces substantial deal with China
• Leftist animals riot, spit and throw urine on Trump supporters
• Turkey bombs U.S. Special Forces by mistake
• EU ambassador defies State Dept., will testify before Congress
• Former Obama-appointed ambassador acts stunned that Trump wanted to replace her
• Sec. Pompeo scolds NBA over timid response to China
• Shepherd Smith leaving Fox News
• Just as Uncle Phil predicted, McAleenan out at DHS
• Another homeless attack
• Beto wants to bankrupt churches that don't believe in gay marriage
• Barr criticizes GBLT curricula that don't allow opting out for religious reasons
• Fredo misspeaks, identifies as female then apologizes to GBLT community
• Students burn professor's book after she tells them to consider their white privilege
• Terminally ill scientist to become first cyborg
• Greta snubbed on Nobel Peace Prize
• Michigan State bans 'racially, culturally, or ethnically based' costumes for Halloween
• Stalker used reflections in pop star's eyes to figure out where she lived