Daily Show Prep - Friday October 4, 2019

• Former U.S. Ukrainian envoy's testimony in direct contradiction of Dem narrative
• There was no quid pro quo
• Trump declares 'case closed' after e-mails show no quid pro quo, no pressure
• Romney attacks Trump...again
• 'Whistleblower' never disclosed contact with Schiff's team to IG
• Sen. Graham pushes Dems to hold vote on impeachment
• CNN's Van Jones says Dems in 'lose-lose' on impeachment
• Ukraine reviewing several cases related to owner of Burisma
• Pelosi's son also member of energy company board that did business in Ukraine
• Flashback: Obama waged war on 'whistleblowers,' prosecuted them as spies
• Microsoft says Iranian-linked hackers tried to compromise Trump campaign
• Unemployment rate hits 50-year low
• UT releases star player who said, 'Where I'm from, we shoot at cops'
• SCOTUS agrees to take up La. abortion case
• Update: Va. officer suspended for turning over criminal to ICE restored
• Detroit-area man charged with defacing ICE building
• Paris knife attack investigated as possible terrorism
• Unsupervised accused priests teach, counsel children
• Serial killer confesses to murdering 93 women
• Illegal convicted of fatal DUI indicted for illegal re-entry
• 'Deconstructing Whiteness class at Berkeley examines why America 'normalizes white identity'
• Man runs over ex-wife then hacks her to death in broad daylight
• Royal tortoise of Nigeria has died at the age of 344. Yeah, 344!
• Sleepy man busted for calling 911 to complain about Amber Alert