Daily Show Prep - Thursday October 3, 2019

• News media go nuts as Trump doubles down on Ukraine investigating Biden, and adds China
• Whistleblower is registered Democrat
• Biden says 'I'm not going anywhere'
• GOP Congressmen coming from Volker hearing say testimony does not support Dem's accusations 
• 45 Republican join movement to condemn Adam Schiff
• Andrew McCarthy: Ignore the hype—this is not an impeachment inquiry
• Trump's approval rises with impeachment talk
• Mainstream media just realized that Trump had Ukrainian ambassador recalled even though it was in the phone transcript
• Max Maxine claims Trump is 'setting some of us up to be killed'
• Illegal ICE tried to arrest in Hermitage but were blocked by human chain has criminal record
• Paris knife attacker who killed 4 had converted to Islam
• Dem congresswoman screams 'the NRA has got to go' at town hall meeting...at gun range
• Acting DHS secretary says 'illegal alien' has 'racial overtones'
• De Niro sued by former assistant for harassment
• AOC says no one should be allowed to have a billion dollars
• Doctor who prescribed 500,000 opioid pills sentenced to 40 years
• Teacher says he was fired for not using male pronouns for transgender student
• Climate activists lose control of hose spraying fake blood
• Faces pierced with badminton racquets at vegetarian festival
• Man sues Apple claiming iPhone turned him gay
• Fireballs that crashed to Earth were not meteorites
• Homeless singer gets record deal after viral video
• National Review reviews 'Joker'