Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 12, 2015

• Obama will wage a constrained war against ISIS
• IRS to give refunds to illegals who didn't pay taxes
• Just 17% of black teens live with parents
• Libs make big deal about Gov. Scott Walker's lack of a college degree
• Federal judge in Alabama orders Mobile to start issuing marriage licenses to gays
• Solar energy subsides cost taxpayers $39 billion per year
• Dashcam video of police chase with Chris Kyle's killer
• Anvil Joe gives shout-out to 'old butt buddy'
• Military approves hormone treatment for Bradley Manning
• CBS reporter Bob Simon killed in car crash
• Tom Brokaw reportedly warned NBC about Brian Williams' stories
• Non-offensive themed college parties are offensive
• Idiots on social media blame Chapel Hill murder of Muslims on American Sniper
• Vince Vaughn talks libertarianism with Playboy
• 70% of men aged 20-34 are not married
• Southern Poverty Law Center takes Ben Carson off extremist watch list, apologizes
• Kayla Mueller was working with the terrorists
• Hospitals cut costs with 'creepy' robots
• Pierce Brosnan's Malibu home damaged by fire
• Study confirms it: Men really do eat faster than women
• Baseball team has Brian Williams Pants on Fire night
• Expert of the Day: John Casey, author of Dark Winter: How the Sun is Causing a 30-year Cold Spell