Daily Show Prep - Wednesday February 4, 2015

• Jordan strikes back by executing ISIS prisoners
• FCC Chairman begins push this week for net neutrality
• IRS offers extra tax refunds to illegals
• Obama predicted a million electric cars on the road by 2015, missed it by 72%
• Kiss of death: Dick Morris says Scott Walker could win
• Just what we've been telling you: Activists claim birth control key to stopping global warming
• Pentagon study says Putin has Asperger's syndrome
• Argentine president mocks Chinese accent in tweet, media calls it racist
• Fox Bidness: Fixing McDonald's ain't rocket science
• Washington State bill bans dolphins, whales as entertainment
• Another hysterical article on Iceland: 'It's literally popping off the planet'
• Teacher attacks 1st-grader for having too much food at lunch
• Cal State LA cancels 'Sex Toys R Us' event amid parent outcry
• Man killed 5 small alligators to make gator tail dinner for Super Bowl
• NBC's Brian Williams says he 'misremembered' being in a helicopter hit by RPG
• Bruce Jenner's family supports his decision to become a woman
• Jean Claude Van Damme is ready for Hillary
• Republicans courting Pitbull. Not a pitbull, the Pitbull
• Coke is getting into the high-end milk business
• 5K Run: Help Room in the Inn minister to the homeless