Daily Show Prep - Thursday February 26, 2015

• FCC approves net neutrality
• TSA issues secret warning of catastrophic threat
• 'Jihadi John' identified
• Labor Secretary: You shouldn't have to win the 'boss lottery'
• Dem congressman: We need food stamps because of our 'policy' of imprisoning black men
• Obama to ban bullets through executive action
• Scott Walker bashes media for 'baiting' conservatives
• Illegals could get more than 35k in tax benefits in first year
• Treasury makes $3 billion in Obamacare payments not authorized by Congress
• Protestants no longer a majority in America
• Boehner tells members to stop taking selfies on the House floor
• Climate hysterics try to explain the 'pause' in global warming
• Police arrest woman for punching boyfriend in the nuts
• You think that's bad, TV host wakes up without any after making out with hot blond
• Catwoman comes out as bisexual