Daily Show Prep - Thursday May 7, 2015

• Senior al Qaeda leader killed by drone
• Pam Geller: No contact from FBI, Homeland Security since attack
• Wilders plans Muhammad cartoon expo in the Netherlands
• National Review: I'm more hateful than Pam Geller
• Border braces for summer surge
• LAPD cop indicted for smuggling illegal
• Baltimore police investigation contradicts state's attorney
• Appeals court rules against NSA's phone records program
• Senate votes 98-1 to give congress a say in Iran nuke deal
• Bill Clinton puts blame for family scandals on accountant
• Chinese province bans rooftop crosses
• The wealth gap widens
• Fox's Bob Beckel in addiction rehab
• Russian "state-of-the-art" tank breaks down during debut
• Md police officer suspended after biting man in the testicles during fight
• Man raped at gunpoint by three women who steal his semen
• Tesla enters the home battery market
• 'Monsignor Meth' sentenced to 5 years
• Japanese zoo apologizes after naming baby monkey after royal baby
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Bita Negar
• David Harsanyi, Senior Editor at the Federalist, says Huckabee is not right for the Republicans