Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 5, 2015

• ISIS claims responsibility for Texas shooting
• Huckabee announces for president
• Australian news organization questions the fairness of reading to your kids
• Court: Warrantless cellphone tracking not illegal
• Pentagon seeks to calm fear of Jade Helm military exercise
• Italian police reveal what Jesus looked like as a boy
• Nearly 21 percent of jobs in Baltimore are government jobs
• Baltimore schools spend far more than the national average
• Poll: Race relations worse in over 2 decades
• FLOTUS weekend ski trip cost $57,000 in transportation alone
• VA official stole $150,000, spent it on hookers and gambling
• Sensors in airplane seats monitor health
• Portland opens first vegan mall with vegan strip club
• Key to wealth is more education
• Indiana man accused of killing, eating ex-girlfriend
• Japanese hotel launches 'crying rooms'
• Cop sues Starbucks over hot coffee burns
• Couple faces 15 years in prison for having sex on the beach
• Professor fails students for refusing to condemn her Christian faith
• Fans file $5 million lawsuit against Manny Pacquiao
• Man tries to cash $368 billion check to open Italian restaurant
• 95-year-old WWII vet fights off would-be robbers with cane
• New Indiana Jones movie will happen. Let's just hope it doesn't suck like the last one
• Ad blocker lets you block the Kardashians
• Actor Seth Gilliam arrested for DUI
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Hitler Mussolini
• Expert of the Day: Patrick Poole from PJ Media says feds saw no credible threat at Texas Muhammad cartoon contest