Daily Show Prep - Tuesday May 12, 2015

• The senate kills TPP for now
• Republicans helping Obama with 'fast track' legislation
• Sen. Jeff Sessions asks hard questions about TPP
• Inspirational graduation speech from Denzel Washington: 'Put God first'
• Marine chopper missing in Nepal
• 45% believe Jade Helm military exercise may lead to federal takeover of states
• 'Asylum' is the secret password for illegals
• EPA cracks down on nail salons
• Polls show Americans drifting away from organized religion
• UVA dean sues Rolling Stone mag for defamation
• Liberal columnist says left lies, intimidates to silence right
• Warner Music says streaming outpaced downloads for the first time
• Grad school union contract includes right to be free of 'microaggressions'
• Five words you should never use when talking about food
• Girl high on flakka jumps through window, tells police she's God and Satan, gets tased
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dick Wehde
• Expert of the Day: Jillian Melchoir, the Thomas L. Rhodes Fellow for the Franklin Center on the Clinton Foundation's foreign entanglements