Daily Show Prep - Friday March 16, 2018

• WashPo: McMaster is out
• Russia to expel UK diplomats
• Consumer confidence rises to 14-year high
• Kudlow predicts 4%-5% growth
• Two million Americans got off food stamps in Trump's first year
• Illegal who killed Kate Steinle sues feds for 'vindictive prosecution'
• Ohio student suspended for refusing to leave classroom during gun protest
• Janitor stole $180 from students' book bags during the walkout
• Chicago students trash Walmart during walkout
• TN students give walkout another try after chaotic first attempt
• Alabama lawmaker against arming teachers because most are women and 'scared of guns'
• Miami bridge collapse may have been due to stress test
• Dem operative arrested for assaulting Interior Department official
• Hollywood director lashes out at #MeToo
• Oscars president accused of sexual harassment
• Silicon Valley darling accused of sexual assault, and she's a woman
• GOP legal challenge coming in Pa. special election
• Dershowitz says DNC deputy chairman should step down over relationship with bigot
• Pelosi says Republicans attack her because she's for the poor children
• Hillary fractures wrist in bathtub
• 11 Republicans challenge Romney for senate seat
• Minister raises ruckus saying Islam is 'not part of Germany'
• Sheriff used jail food funds to buy beach house...and it's legal!
• United Airlines flies a dog from Oregon to Japan by mistake
• Kaepernick's collusion hearings kicked off today
• HIV spiking in two American cities
• Woman develops blood clots after lying on side and staring at phone for 20 hours
• 'Snake-kisser' dies of cobra bite—duh
• Expert of the Day: Emily Jashinsky from the Washington Examiner talks about what voters are talking about in real America