Daily Show Prep - Friday March 9, 2018

• Trump's lawyers offer Mueller presidential interview in exchange for bringing investigation to an end
• Jobs, jobs, jobs
• Record number of Americans are employed
• Black, Hispanic unemployment remains near record low
• Nasdaq hits record high
• Trump heading for historic sit-down with NoKo
• China praise Trump
• Same media who decried 'Little Rocket Man' now lecturing Trump on NoKo
• Madcow seethes
• CNN says no way he'll pull this off
• Poll: Dems headed for big losses in Senate
• Florida guv signs bill that arms teachers
• NRA sues
• Illinois House passes bill requiring 18 to 20-year-olds to surrender 'assault weapons'
• Activists denounce border patrol for tearing illegal from her children—Turns out she was a human smuggler
• Trump pardons sailor who used Hillary defense in sub pics trial
• Bay area coffee shop refuses to serve cops
• There's a dating site for Never Trumpers
• Lefty employees at Google pressure company to disavow sponsorship of CPAC
• Rand Paul's attacker pleads guilty
• Navy cancelling hybrid destroyers
• Expert of the Day: NY Times bestselling author Brad Meltzer talks about his new book, The Escape Artist