Daily Show Prep - Friday March 23, 2018

• Trump caves and signs bloated budget bill
• Congressmen had 1,000 minutes to read 2,232-page bill
• Congress gives itself a bonus in spending bill
• Rand Paul destroys bill tweet by tweet
• Rapper goes off on wasted tax money
• Trump tells DACA recipients the Democrats ain't your friends
• Pushback against CNN's airport monopoly
• Playboy Playmate apologizes to Melania for affair with Trump
• Celebrity cash boosting 'March for Our Lives' gun control campaign
• The real 'Camera' Hogg in arrogant profanity-laced interview-Update: The video has been removed
• Bank of America sponsors anti-gun discussion
• Pa. wants to arm kids with rocks to protect them from active shooters
• Judge rebukes idea that oil companies conspired to defraud the public
• Dem leader wants a maximum wage
• Man says he owes $50,000 to the IRS thanks to Bitcoin
• White farmers flee South Africa
• Opinion: John Bolton will be the best national security advisor in a generation
• China bans parodies
• Professor makes joke about 'white engineers' society regarding fundraiser for National Society of Black Engineers, prompts call for firing
• Vast majority in Twitter polls think Trump could beat up Biden
• Elon Musk deletes Tesla, SpaceX Facebook pages
• How common is your birthday? Check the interactive calendar.
• Dude picks on the wrong dude
• Craigslist shuts down personals section
• Guest: CPT Tyler Merritt from Nine Line Apparel has something to say about teacher who called U.S. military 'lowest of low'
• Expert of the Day: Raheel Raza from Clarion Project on how to stop kids from being radicalized by ISIS