Daily Show Prep - Friday October 30, 2015

• RNC pulls out of upcoming NBC debate
• Jeb's campaign COO leaves
• Trump and Rubio lead in Florida
• Fox Business axes opening statements from upcoming debate
• GOP leadership screws us again: Senate passes Obama's budget in middle of the night
• Behold the Republican traitors
• RINO GOP senators form 'green coalition'
• Christian t-shirt printer ordered to re-education camp for not printing GBLT shirts
• Is Soros behind the mass immigration in Europe?
• Black man arrested for setting fires to black churches
• Here we go again. Another university apologizes for wearing sombreros
• Colleges designating Halloween costume sensitivity consultants
• SC high school stages mass student walk-out over firing of resource officer
• Massive crack in the earth opens up in Wyoming
• Is this the start of a trend? Sun tabloid tears down paywall
• Flight diverted after passenger wants some 'f-ing' water
• Vegans use WHO study to try and ban meat from school
• Expert of the Day: Wayne Allyn Root on the GOP debate
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Joelle Rollo-Koster

Daily Show Prep - Thursday October 29, 2015

• GOP debate gets ugly, everyone piles on CNBC
• Carson camp vows revolt over debate process
• John Harwood was particularly nasty
• Trump wins CNBC instant poll
• Weekly Standard: Our final six
• Cruz's tax plan would be a $3.6 trillion tax cut
• How did your congressman vote on the budget deal?
• 70% of America's richest created their own wealth
• Detroit public schools: 93% not proficient in reading, 96% not proficient in math
• Melissa Harris-Perry obviously thinks paying taxes is for everyone else
• China is abolishing its one-child policy
• NC State warns students about their Halloween costumes
• Satanic prayer denied at county commission meeting
• Lawyer pulls gun, threatens to shoot fake spiders
• This is hilarious! Cop defuses fight by challenging teen to dance-off
• Cop in fatal crash: The strippers drugged me
• NC state rep. Chris Millis on the new sanctuary city law
• Expert of the Day: Paul Winfree from the Heritage Foundation on the proposed House budget
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Andre 'Touchy' Fili

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday October 28, 2015

• Trump says CNBC debate won't be fair
• John Kasich: 'What happened to the conservative movement?'
• Campaigns fight over debate greenrooms
• NY Times: What to look for in the debate tonight
• Fox picks up Miss USA after NBC dumps it over Trump
• Paul Ryan nominated as speaker
• Ryan supports Boehner's budget
• Hillary says revival of Export Import Bank 'no brainer'
• NOAA won't hand over research on climate change
• UC Berkeley links climate change to income inequality
• Making it rain is now a global business
• The word 'too' is sexist and hurts women
• Former Disney employees talk about having to train their replacements
• Turns out Melissa Harris-Perry on BSNBC uses 'hard work' all the time
• Copyright of Hitler's 'Mein Kampf' expires in two months, possible first printings in 70 years
• Army blimp is on the ground
• LAPD backs NYPD boycott of Quentin Tarantino films
• NY Post: 5 Halloween costumes to avoid at all costs
• Woman sleepwalks for 9 miles
• Victoria's Secret perfume also effective mosquito repellent
• Video: Kathy Griffin motorboats Larry King
• Expert of the Day: Greg Gutfeld from Fox's The Five talks about his new book
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Never Wong

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday October 27, 2015

• Obama considers moving troops deeper into Syria, Iraq
• China 'not frightened to fight a war' with U.S. over disputed South China Sea islands
• Boehner presses for budget vote over conservative objections
• Ryan promises no amnesty under Obama
• CBS/NY Times poll: Carson over Trump by 4
• Carson says he'll veto the debt ceiling increase as president
• Iowans say Trump's attack on Carson's religion will fail
• Video: Carson's new TV ad in South Carolina
• Libs freaking out over Trump's upcoming SNL appearance
• Al Gore trains young eco-nags to spread his propaganda
• Lawmakers grill IRS head over targeting scandal
• Feminist groups want colleges to protect women from social media
• Europeans gun up over fears of Muslim invasion
• Video: 7th-grader says teacher forced students to deny God is real
• Another Planned Parenthood video: Doctor wants intact fetal heads for brain harvesting
• Outrage after school resource officer throws then arrests a student
• Room ten-hut! DC mayor's staff instructed to stand when she enters the room
• Liberal students 3 times more likely than conservatives to call First Amendment 'outdated'
• 481 other things aside from bacon the WHO says may cause cancer
• FBI warns of 'Halloween Revolt'
• The great racial sleep divide
• 'Batman' goes on crime spree
• 85-year-old jewel thief nabbed in Atlanta
• Toys and costumes going gender-neutral
• Man flies into rage over sausage biscuit price increase at Waffle House
• Expert of the Day: John Stemberger from the Florida Family Policy Council on why GOP-led states aren't defunding Planned Parenthood
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Anti Dandruf

Daily Show Prep - Monday October 26, 2015

• Obamacare enters third year, hits wall
• Blue Cross rates skyrocket
• Congress raising spending caps but cutting spending? Come on.
• Chinese buying Texas oil fields
• How screwed up is this? Safety concerns cause Border Patrol to pull out of Career Fair
• Catholic leaders call bold climate change agreement
• Call for 'complete decarbonisation' of world economy
• Dirt people in total 'climate depression'
• And another climate freak out, this one over losing fall as we know it
• U.S. has now gone record 120 months without a major hurricane
• 'Strongest storm in history' a flop
• Wow! Carson leads by 14 in Iowa
• Carson stands firm on Holocaust, gun control comments
• Cruz: US is 'one more liberal justice' away from losing Second Amendment
• Hillary's gay marriage revisionism
• Phil Donahue: Trumps crowds 'very angry,' 'scared white people'
• Rand Paul attacks Trump again
• Bernie Sanders supporter expelled for choking Muslim woman, yelling 'white power'
• In Obama's Chicago thousands go missing in police 'black site'
• 75% of U.S. population growth since 2000 from immigration
• Rasmussen: Only 27% think we're going in the right direction
• Football coach filing suit against school's prayer ban
• BSNBC scolds guest for saying Paul Ryan is a 'hard worker' because that's demeaning to slaves
• The truth about the African slave trade
• Ole Miss removes MS state flag from campus because it includes the Confederate flag
• Indy restaurant offers discount to concealed carriers after getting robbed
• Arabs Gone Wild: Saudi prince orders entire staff to strip naked
• Senate Democrats go after e-cigs
• Video: Jeopardy contestant: Flower that best describes liberals—pansy
• Utah teacher angers parents for being smoking hot
• Man kills friend because he was turning into a zombie
• Rupert Murdoch, Jagger's ex an item
• Mom says son attacked her because she was moving too slow
• Expert of the Day: Dan Holler, Heritage Action for America, on the latest bill to dismantle Obamacare and the bill to resurrect the Export-Import Bank
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Owner shot by dog, a dog named Trigger
  

Daily Show Prep - Friday October 23, 2015

• Is Jeb's campaign in a tailspin?
• Rasmussen: Most Republicans see Trump nomination as inevitable
• And another one bites the dust: Chafee out of Dim race
• No criminal charges for Lois Lerner
• States sue over EPA's greenhouse gas emissions nonsense
• Teachers union set back by judge's ruling
• Please. WHO to list bacon, ham, and sausage 'as big a cancer threat as smoking'
• House votes to repeal key parts of Obamacare
• With same-sex marriage 'legal,' State Dept. to phase out domestic partnership benefits
• 'Minion of Satan' wants to give invocation at county commission meeting
• Ole Miss frat boys charged with beating rival frat brother, smile for mug shots
• OMG! Run for your lives! Hurricane Patricia, the strongest storm EVERRRRRR!
• High school evacuated over burnt popcorn
• U. of Kentucky sues small distillery, says it owns the name 'Kentucky'
• NY subway masturbator ID'd as former cop
• Expert of the Day: Ashe Schow from the Washington Examiner on Hillary and Benghazi hearing
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: The Rather-Grim wedding

Daily Show Prep - Thursday October 22, 2015

• Hillary knew Benghazi attack had nothing to do with a video
• Dims call Benghazi hearings 'fundraising ploy'
• Rove urges GOP not to 'choose a nominee that reflects populist outrage'
• Can the debates keep Carly going?
• Putin accuses the West of playing 'double game' with Syrian terrorists
• Carson takes the lead in Iowa
• Trump 'young intern' supposedly retweets jab at Iowans
• Ryan poised to become new speaker
• Secret Service officers found asleep on the job
• John Lott: Hillary wrong about gun laws in Australia and UK
• Meet the robotic construction worker
• USGS slams NASA's earthquake prediction
• Told ya: LA to raise water rates because of conservation
• Study: Cheese is addictive as drugs
• New Bond movie review
• Human fist evolved to punch
• Expert of the Day: Joel Gehrke on Paul Ryan's dance with the House Freedom Caucus
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Dr. Sharon Fillerup

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday October 21, 2015

• Anvil Joe's a no-go
• Conservatives not yet sold on Paul Ryan as speaker
• WSJ says Ryan pick would be Ted Cruz's undoing
• Rand Paul intends to attack military spending at the next debate
• Where's Al Sharpton? Black suspect kills black police officer in Harlem
• Wikileaks to post CIA director's e-mails
• NASA: 99% chance a 5.0 mag earthquake will hit CA in next 30 months
• Climate scientist who advocated prosecuting deniers now under investigation
• 'Dark Winter' warns of global cooling, comes to NewsmaxTV
• BSNBC hostess says socialism didn't work in America because of racism
• Global warming? Skiing starts already in Vermont, earliest in more than a decade
• Former Bush Ed Sec may head liberal UNC
• Fact-checking on Back to the Future II Day
• Stronger families mean stronger states
• When gas becomes cheaper, Americans buy more expensive gas
• Clockmed moving to Qatar
• High school QB penalized for thanking God
• Chick who brought down Mexican night at Clemson dining hall used sombrero to promote her own Mexican night
• Bentley builds the perfect car by analyzing your face
• OMG: Target accused of sexism after replacing Princess Leia with Luke Skywalker on t-shirt
• Three Dog Night vocalist dead at 74
• Expert of the Day: Eli Lake, national security columnist with Bloomberg View on Hillary's upcoming Benghazi testimony

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday October 20, 2015

• Video: Trump doubles down on W and 9/11
• New poll: No change in order, Jeb's favorability drops
• Democrats block sanctuary cities legislation in the senate
• NY Times: Time to retire 'alien'
• W says of Cruz: 'I just don't like the guy'
• Actor James Woods jumps all over Burn Me Sanders
• Jim Webb jumps out of the Democrat race for president
• Harry Reid likes Paul Ryan for speaker
• Texas guv hopes Planned Parenthood sues them over pulling funding
• Sen. Inhofe: Global warming as top priority is 'so stupid'
• Clockmed visits the White House
• Underground fire burns near radioactive waste dump in St. Louis
• Video: Thug laughs after punching woman unconscious
• Fox News analyst jailed for fraud
• Man killed grandma for blowing her nose at the dinner table
• Tomorrow is the day Marty McFly went Back to the Future in BTTFII
• Expert of the Day: Former Virginia AG Ken Cuccinelli on Right on Crime
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Moe Lester

Daily Show Prep - Monday October 19, 2015

• The GOP establishment thinks the unthinkable: Trump could be the nominee
• Sources: Biden will decide by Wednesday
• Sanders plans major speech to explain his socialism
• Cruz wins NC tea party caucus
• Is Paul Ryan inevitable as speaker?
• Healthcare company under fire for 'no Haitians' employment ad
• Another state cuts off funding to Planned Parenthood
• Judge orders Louisiana to fund Planned Parenthood for next two weeks
• Walmart puts the squeeze on suppliers as profits dwindle
• California middle school principal withholds student election results because she wanted more minorities to win
• Indian 'solar village' total failure, has to be powered by coal
• Teen stoner syas he hacked CIA director's AOL account
• 2 Nashville teachers accused of buying heroin
• Southwest Airlines plan returns to gate after choking incident
• Man busted for wiping butt with summons
• Captain America turns leftie, defend illegal aliens
• Eddie Murphy does Bill Cosby impression at Mark Twain Awards
• Video: 81-year-old man walks into a guitar shop and nails it
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Duke Energy Investment Relations rep. Joe Crapster

Daily Show Prep - Friday October 16, 2015

• Obama's statements on Hillary e-mails anger FBI
• Hillary could face 10 years in jail
• Is Joe getting closer to running?
• Trump's top campaign expense: Hats and t-shirts
• Trump blames Bush for 9/11
• Radio host fired for recycling Trump interview
• Largest health insurer on Colorado exchange collapses
• Thought Nazis: UK judges consider making it illegal to deny climate change
• NASA images capture record growth of Antarctic ice
• Creepy 'Totes McGoats' recycling mascot
• Nashville councilman proposes law against annoying paper venders on street corners
• ISIS declares first European caliphate
• Very Odd: Former ISIS hostage says Jihadi John forced him to dance the tango with him
• MTSU professor op/ed: Arm the teachers
• Fantasy sports sites forced out of Nevada
• Ha! Tables turned on nutty 'yes means yes' advocate after she has 'non-consensual' sex
• School considers change in policy after male dress-wearing student drops out
• Clockmed meets with war criminal head of Sudan
• Teens developing 'text neck' from texting too much
• Italian court rules Fiat workers can watch porn on their lunch break
• Sweden opens world's first male rape center
• Crazy! Man cuts off ears to look like parrot
• Adult-size Cozy Coupe now road-ready
• Expert of the Day: Jim DeMint from the Heritage Foundation on the Iran nuke deal
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Morning Wang

Daily Show Prep - Thursday October 15, 2015

• China readies for war with U.S. in South China Sea
• China can jam our satellites
• China's selling U.S. Treasurys. What does it mean?
• New division at Justice Dept. shifts from ISIS to anti-government groups in America
• Psychologist analyzes Trump appeal
• Red State editor to Rand Paul: Take your campaign out back and shoot it
• CrashAndBern Sanders raises $2.5 million after debate
• Noted physicist says Obama 'took the wrong side' on climate change
• EPA's coming after your AC
• France's top weatherman questions climate change, gets suspended
• Honduran immigrant wanted for rape of 4-year-old
• Pope says 'greed is driving world to ruin'
• Married gay men divorce in order to add third man to relationship
• High schoolers can't figure out 'yes means yes' law
• Obamacare enrollment has hit a wall
• Tennessee county closes schools due to Obamacare
• Nurse 'cured' of Ebola in critical condition
• Fantasy sports said to attract FBI scrutiny
• Smartphones could be worse for your skin than the sun
• Weenies on parade: School freaks out when students wants 'gum'
• X-rated audio shocks Target shoppers
• Randy Quaid and wife released from jail
• Alaska opens up hunt for ice-stranded musk oxen
• Bourbon Tasting: Bella Bourbon Bash with Regie Hamm, hosted by Phil Valentine
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Young of the Competitive Enterprise Institute on those trying to revive the Export-Import Bank
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Harry Bastard

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday October 14, 2015

• Dem debate 9mil less than GOP debate
• Jorge Ramos presses Debbie What's-her-name Schultz on lack of diversity
• Trump says he should get Secret Service protection
• Scare tactics: Drudge keeps insisting change in copyright laws will do him in
• Gov. Cuomo paid state workers to fill seats at climate change event
• State Dept. report: Christians minorities under extremist attacks around the world
• Walmart tumbles most in 15 years after predicting profit slump
• Asylum seekers sue Germany for not paying them benefits fast enough
• German parents outraged after schoolchildren asked to make beds, cook for refugees
• Scientists claim to have developed magnet that makes you liberal
• American kids fattest in the world
• Look how much Putin loves selfies
• 6 million more students with bachelor's degrees than jobs available for them
• Man arrested for DUI in a wheelchair
• Seattle yoga class: No whites allowed
• Man beats girlfriend for not bringing a burger home for dinner
• Man tries to put out garbage fire with van full of ammo
• Cab driver finds 4-foot snake left behind by passenger
• Woman sues nephew for 'too hard' hug, wants $127,000
• University provides checklist to make sure Halloween costumes aren't offensive
• The greatest inventions of all time
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Lynn S. Lavery

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday October 13, 2015

• Woman who asked 'woman' question of Trump is paid Jeb staffer
• Anderson Cooper was member of Clinton Global Initiative
• Cat fight: Debbie Whats-her-name Schultz being called a liar by DNC VP
• Fox poll: Hillary trails all major Republicans
• Records show Ben Carson became a Republican less than a year ago
• White House would like to see Paul Ryan as speaker
• Conservatives target Ryan
• Buchanan: Why Paul Ryan would fail as speaker
• Salon: Climate change denial worse than Holocaust denial
• Dem staffer arrested for beating lover with a shovel
• Why low oil prices are here to stay
• Actress Julianne Moore and others advocate gun control
• Editorial: Professors seek to brainwash students in college
• 74-year-old Brit faces 350 lashes in Saudi Arabia for homemade wine
• Playboy to no longer publish fully-naked women
• Whole Foods fires security firm that detained 70-year-old woman over stolen cheese
• Video: Drunk UConn 'mac and cheese' student apologizes
• Selfie-obsessed millennials increasingly opt for plastic surgery
• Newlywed wife hangs herself after husband takes away her phone
• Compulsive texting takes toll on teens
• Expert of the Day: Matt Whitaker head of The Foundation for Accountability and Civic Trust (FACT) on the Dem debate
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Anass Rhammar

Daily Show Prep - Monday October 12, 2015

• Iran denies missile test violated nuclear deal
• ISIS seizes U.S. missiles in Iraq
• UK gave freed Gitmo prisoner a million pounds and he joined ISIS
• The assault against Columbus Day continues
• Obama struggles with balance of Columbus Day
• NBC: 'Blue lives matter' is 'white supremacy'
• Why Daniel Webster could be the next Speaker of the House
• Obama bans pork from federal prisons
• Why oil is headed to $70 a barrel
• Anvil Joe getting closer to 'yes'
• CNN will not pit Democrat candidates against one another
• Aerosmith's Tyler demands Trump stop using 'Dream On'
• Crazy activist spends year in freezer to oppose global warming
• Rasmussen: Only 24% of Americans think we're heading in the right direction
• Well, well, well: Cecil the Lion's killer cleared of any wrongdoing in Zimbabwe
• Officer in Tamir Rice shooting acted reasonably, review finds
• School says Air Force logo violates dress code
• Another school with weenie officials suspends a student for patriotic t-shirt
• School cancels Halloween so they don't offend students
• Here we go again: Uniformed police officer booted from Olive Garden for carrying gun
• Nerd alert! Man poses as federal agent to get Comic Con passes
• Michael Moore says governor took over Flint, made them drink sewage
• Actor Randy Quaid captured re-entering the U.S. from Canada
• Chinese men now smoke a third of the world's cigarettes
• Atheists are sad because people keep vandalizing their adopt-a-highway sign
• Expert of the Day: David French, staff writer at National Review, on why Donald Trump gets it wrong on the Middle East
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Wannaporn Stehr

Daily Show Prep - Friday October 9, 2015

• Another school shooting, this time at Texas Southern
• Latest on the House Speaker's race
• Did rumors of McCarthy affair with congresswoman sink his run for speaker?
• Rep. Renee Ellmers responds to rumors
• House committee actually eliminates bad parts of Obamacare, defunds Planned Parenthood
• Officials say Iran nuke deal violates U.S. law
• Obama weighing expanding background checks without congressional approval
• Texas professor quits over students packing heat
• Jim Cramer: No more coal if Hillary is elected
• CNN's Banfield says Hillary e-mails 'not even a scandal'
• Anvil Joe moves closer to running
• Memphis elects first white mayor in 24 years
• High school QB suspended for 'inappropriately touching' center
• Clemson U. apologizes for Mexican food night
• Twitter set for big layoffs
• Mom shocked by son's 'racist' Playmobil pirate toy set
• Tesla CEO: Apple is a 'Tesla graveyard'
• Expert of the Day: Scott Whitlock from Newsbusters.org on the media coverage of Ben Carson's comments on the Oregon shooting
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Actually, a great name. Admiral Sir Manley Power

Daily Show Prep - Thursday October 8, 2015

• Rep. Kevin McCarthy drops out of speaker's race
• Boehner will stay until there's a replacement
• Dem leader says GOP chaos explains why Dem brand better than GOP brand
• Sanctuary cities explode, 6,460 criminals still at large
• 'Interrupting Whiteness': Conference blames white folks for school woes
• US hero in French train attack stabbed in California
• How 'Lady Jihad' convinced an entire white Catholic family to join ISIS
• College learns why co-ed showers are a bad idea
• Nashville considering legal homeless encampment
• Trump, Carson, Fiorina lead in California
• Van Jones calls Rupert Murdoch's comments 'disgusting' regarding Ben Carson as 'real black president'
• 6 times in the last decade the world was supposed to end
• 'Death ray' can knock drones out of the sky using radio waves
• Study: Government workers make 78% more than private sector
• Actor Daniel Craig: 'I'm over Bond'
• OMG! Water found on Pluto
• Ever wondered why we don't tip flight attendants?
• Best Little Whorehouse in Nevada: Bunny Ranch paying student loans
• Idiot alert! Woman mistakes Super Glue for eye drops
• Expert of the Day: Shona Holmes on why the Canadian healthcare system is so bad
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Psychiatrist Dr. John Looney

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday October 7, 2015

• Trump doesn't get it on the issue of eminent domain
• Top Hillary aide passed classified intel to Clinton Foundation
• Video: Ted Cruz schools Sierra Club president on global warming
• Bobby Jindal unveils 'Everybody has some skin in the game' tax plan
• Republicans introduce bill to punish sanctuary cities
• IT company handling Hillary's e-mails felt they were covering up something shady
• El Chapo may have put a bounty on Trump's head
• Trump leads in swing states, too
• EPA will not help in Flint's water crisis
• Upton warns of EPA's 'economy-wide energy tax'
• How do we accidentally bomb a hospital?
• US officials want to know how ISIS got so many Toyota vehicles
• DC council introduces 16-week paid maternity/family leave
• Obamacare mandated better mental healthcare coverage. It hasn't happened.
• Prison debate team beats Harvard's national champion team
• Rosie's daughter says her mom is a pot-smoking phony
• Exclusive college rejects term 'yacht club,' too exclusive, doesn't support 'queer' people
• New study reveals counties where Americans have trouble sleeping
• Whole milk is better than skim milk after all
• Dog survives gunshot to the head by burglar
• Mom shaves misbehaving son's head, parades him around Walmart in tutu
• Man 'too high' on marijuana calls the police for help
• Expert of the Day: Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner on FBI leaks in Clinton e-mail probe
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Professor Dam Son

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday October 6, 2015

• Arab languages fastest growing languages in U.S.
• Government deports fewest immigrants in a decade
• Biden was the source of leak about dying son's presidential wish
• Video: Hillary supporters support a 'white privilege' tax
• Houston transgender bathroom debate depends on what 'man' means
• Deal reached on Pacific Rim trade agreement
• Trade agreement seen as biggest threat to Internet
• Sen. Jeff Sessions says it's not too late to kill it
• Trump campaign trolls Rubio with water delivery
• Video: Man accuses Rubio of cheating on his wife
• U. of PA professor calls Ben Carson a 'coon'
• New scientific discovery should change climate change debate
• Obama's latest push to close Gitmo
• 27 Bill Cosby accusers speak out on 'Dateline'
• Video: CNN reporter actually says F---ing N-word on the air (go to 1:58)
• Workers quietly remove Ten Commandments from Oklahoma capitol
• Please: VW illegal emissions killed dozens of people
• Video: Drunk UConn student wants mac-and-cheese, gets arrested instead
• Democrat Artur Davis switched to the GOP, now switching back
• Video: Mini Kiss (As heard on The Phil Valentine Show)
• Expert of the Day: Sean Davis from The Federalist about Hillary's gun show loophole proposal which is already law
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Vanessa Tobaccojuice

Daily Show Prep - Monday October 5, 2015

• Obama considering executive action on guns
• Flashback: 12 times mass shootings were stopped by people with guns
• EU Times: Oregon shooter was on terror list, US ignored it
• Petition to allow teachers to protect children in school
• Putin sees Obama's coolness as weakness
• ISIS blows up Arch of Triumph in Palmyra
• Peak Trump? Poll numbers start to drop in key primary states
• Trump sees collapse in GOP without him
• PC speaker at Vanderbilt says people like Trump 'for saying racist and sexist comments'
• Koch brothers go for Carly
• Chaffetz: McCarthy lacks enough votes to be Speaker
• Kathleen Willey vows to haunt Hillary throughout campaign
• Top Hillary aide used — and lied about using — personal e-mail account
• Conserve water? South Carolina sees 4.4 trillion gallons fall from the sky
• The Decline of Big Soft Drink
• Joaquin misses U.S., 10-year hurricane drought continues
• Lesbian bishop wants to remove cross from church to make it more inviting to Muslims
• It's getting nutty: Mom complains about man in ladies' room at REI, she's booted from store
• Cosmo: Kardashians are 'First Family'
• New implant can reverse Alzheimer's
• Air France workers attack execs after planned job cuts
• AA captain dies at controls
• Man caught trying to smuggle himself out of Peru in a suitcase
• Depressing: Study says happiness peaks in our 20s
• Strange animal found, part buffalo, part crocodile
• Priest accused of pointing musket at boy over football rivalry, says he was joking
• Woman dies at Hong Kong McDonald's, no one notices for 24 hours
• After years of sexual abuse, son kills mother and step-dad, eats his flesh
• Florida woman stabs husband after he calls out wrong name during sex
• Expert of the Day: Iain (Ian) Murray from the Competitive Enterprise Institute on the real jobs numbers
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: DJ charged with sexual assault named DJ Sex Charges

Daily Show Prep - Friday October 2, 2015

• Record number of Americans not in labor force
• Jobs up only for immigrants, down for native-borns
• Putin levels ISIS command and training camp
• Army vet shot 7 times trying to save others in Oregon shooting
• School had one security guard and he was unarmed
• Law professor: Hysteria on the rise, not violence
• Trump abruptly pulls out of Hispanic Chamber of Commerce event
• Secret Service director revises his story about leaked info on congressman
• Pope walks back visit with KY county clerk Kim Davis
• Huckabee disputes the Pope's account
• Global warming rallies thwarted by cold rain
• Congress investigates scientists who want to prosecute global warming skeptics
• Louisiana food stamp recipients have three months to get a job
• Who are you wearing? Models wear each other during Paris Fashion Week
• Crazy vegans stage shouting protest at steak house
• Study: Cell phone use hurting relationships
• Exercise in a bottle may soon be reality
• 42-year-old man trapped in 14-year-old body
• Black women kicked off wine train for being too loud sue
• NR's rebuttal to NY Times' '27 Ways to be a Modern Man'
• Expert of the Day, Rachel Payton from Americans for Prosperity on Missouri lawmakers failing to pass right-to-work legislation
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Young Boozer

Daily Show Prep - Thursday October 1, 2015

• Multiple deaths in Oregon college shooting
• Reports that shooter was asking people's religion
• Hillary still dropping in the polls
• Mediaite: Biden will reportedly skip CNN debate. Duh, he's not running yet
• Trump says Syrian refugees are going back if he's president
• Iran joins Russia in Syrian war
• Planet's own global cooling mechanism just discovered
• Secret Service official wanted to embarrass congressman with release of private info
• Muslim man beaten to death over rumors he ate beef
• Sweet Cakes refuses to pay lesbian couple in cake dispute
• OJ thought about killing himself in Kim Kardashian's bedroom
• Nutcase! Woman blinds herself to fulfill lifelong dream to be disabled
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Criminal Shakeya Leggs