Daily Show Prep - Monday October 19, 2015

• The GOP establishment thinks the unthinkable: Trump could be the nominee
• Sources: Biden will decide by Wednesday
• Sanders plans major speech to explain his socialism
• Cruz wins NC tea party caucus
• Is Paul Ryan inevitable as speaker?
• Healthcare company under fire for 'no Haitians' employment ad
• Another state cuts off funding to Planned Parenthood
• Judge orders Louisiana to fund Planned Parenthood for next two weeks
• Walmart puts the squeeze on suppliers as profits dwindle
• California middle school principal withholds student election results because she wanted more minorities to win
• Indian 'solar village' total failure, has to be powered by coal
• Teen stoner syas he hacked CIA director's AOL account
• 2 Nashville teachers accused of buying heroin
• Southwest Airlines plan returns to gate after choking incident
• Man busted for wiping butt with summons
• Captain America turns leftie, defend illegal aliens
• Eddie Murphy does Bill Cosby impression at Mark Twain Awards
• Video: 81-year-old man walks into a guitar shop and nails it
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Duke Energy Investment Relations rep. Joe Crapster