Daily Show Prep - Thursday October 15, 2015

• China readies for war with U.S. in South China Sea
• China can jam our satellites
• China's selling U.S. Treasurys. What does it mean?
• New division at Justice Dept. shifts from ISIS to anti-government groups in America
• Psychologist analyzes Trump appeal
• Red State editor to Rand Paul: Take your campaign out back and shoot it
• CrashAndBern Sanders raises $2.5 million after debate
• Noted physicist says Obama 'took the wrong side' on climate change
• EPA's coming after your AC
• France's top weatherman questions climate change, gets suspended
• Honduran immigrant wanted for rape of 4-year-old
• Pope says 'greed is driving world to ruin'
• Married gay men divorce in order to add third man to relationship
• High schoolers can't figure out 'yes means yes' law
• Obamacare enrollment has hit a wall
• Tennessee county closes schools due to Obamacare
• Nurse 'cured' of Ebola in critical condition
• Fantasy sports said to attract FBI scrutiny
• Smartphones could be worse for your skin than the sun
• Weenies on parade: School freaks out when students wants 'gum'
• X-rated audio shocks Target shoppers
• Randy Quaid and wife released from jail
• Alaska opens up hunt for ice-stranded musk oxen
• Bourbon Tasting: Bella Bourbon Bash with Regie Hamm, hosted by Phil Valentine
• Expert of the Day: Ryan Young of the Competitive Enterprise Institute on those trying to revive the Export-Import Bank
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Harry Bastard