Daily Show Prep - Wednesday October 14, 2015

• Dem debate 9mil less than GOP debate
• Jorge Ramos presses Debbie What's-her-name Schultz on lack of diversity
• Trump says he should get Secret Service protection
• Scare tactics: Drudge keeps insisting change in copyright laws will do him in
• Gov. Cuomo paid state workers to fill seats at climate change event
• State Dept. report: Christians minorities under extremist attacks around the world
• Walmart tumbles most in 15 years after predicting profit slump
• Asylum seekers sue Germany for not paying them benefits fast enough
• German parents outraged after schoolchildren asked to make beds, cook for refugees
• Scientists claim to have developed magnet that makes you liberal
• American kids fattest in the world
• Look how much Putin loves selfies
• 6 million more students with bachelor's degrees than jobs available for them
• Man arrested for DUI in a wheelchair
• Seattle yoga class: No whites allowed
• Man beats girlfriend for not bringing a burger home for dinner
• Man tries to put out garbage fire with van full of ammo
• Cab driver finds 4-foot snake left behind by passenger
• Woman sues nephew for 'too hard' hug, wants $127,000
• University provides checklist to make sure Halloween costumes aren't offensive
• The greatest inventions of all time
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Lynn S. Lavery