Daily Show Prep - Monday October 5, 2015

• Obama considering executive action on guns
• Flashback: 12 times mass shootings were stopped by people with guns
• EU Times: Oregon shooter was on terror list, US ignored it
• Petition to allow teachers to protect children in school
• Putin sees Obama's coolness as weakness
• ISIS blows up Arch of Triumph in Palmyra
• Peak Trump? Poll numbers start to drop in key primary states
• Trump sees collapse in GOP without him
• PC speaker at Vanderbilt says people like Trump 'for saying racist and sexist comments'
• Koch brothers go for Carly
• Chaffetz: McCarthy lacks enough votes to be Speaker
• Kathleen Willey vows to haunt Hillary throughout campaign
• Top Hillary aide used — and lied about using — personal e-mail account
• Conserve water? South Carolina sees 4.4 trillion gallons fall from the sky
• The Decline of Big Soft Drink
• Joaquin misses U.S., 10-year hurricane drought continues
• Lesbian bishop wants to remove cross from church to make it more inviting to Muslims
• It's getting nutty: Mom complains about man in ladies' room at REI, she's booted from store
• Cosmo: Kardashians are 'First Family'
• New implant can reverse Alzheimer's
• Air France workers attack execs after planned job cuts
• AA captain dies at controls
• Man caught trying to smuggle himself out of Peru in a suitcase
• Depressing: Study says happiness peaks in our 20s
• Strange animal found, part buffalo, part crocodile
• Priest accused of pointing musket at boy over football rivalry, says he was joking
• Woman dies at Hong Kong McDonald's, no one notices for 24 hours
• After years of sexual abuse, son kills mother and step-dad, eats his flesh
• Florida woman stabs husband after he calls out wrong name during sex
• Expert of the Day: Iain (Ian) Murray from the Competitive Enterprise Institute on the real jobs numbers
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: DJ charged with sexual assault named DJ Sex Charges