Daily Show Prep - Friday December 23, 2016

• Phil & Johnny B dancin' in da boof
• Berlin truck terrorist shot dead
• ISIS sympathizer in Phoenix was plotting a lone wolf attack
• Rogue Rockette goes on Instagram rant about having to perform at Trump inauguration
• Some states' driver's licenses will be no good for TSA in 2018
• Only one former president has RSVP'd to Trump inauguration
• Trump's NY campaign chairman says he hopes Obama gets mad cow disease and dies
• Carrie Fisher suffers heart attack on plane
• Family tries to get daughter on boys' basketball team
• Snowflake alert! Congressman Steve Cohen hopes Mother Earth can survive the next 4 years
• Pa. man goes to the store, ends up in Alabama
• Woman reveals she's fallen in love with a robot
• Mom arrested for beating sons for opening Christmas gifts early
• 'My fellow liberals, I'm tired of you'
• Wall of icy fog envelopes Lake Superior
• Cops called to break up a fight at Denny's over an egg
• Man who rammed his car into airport terminal says he did it for love