Daily Show Prep - Thursday December 8, 2016

• Trump picks an anti-dirt people EPA head
• And the left goes nuts
• Trump's Labor Secretary pick is fast food exec opposed to raising minimum wage
• And the left goes nuts
• Obama had three generals on his team and nobody compained
• CBO: Repealing Obamacare would save $1.2 trillion
• DiCaprio meets secretly with Trump
• Study: Solar panels actually contribute to global warming
• Judge stops Michigan recount
• Hillary gains 61 votes so far in Wisconsin recount
• US Steel wants to bring back jobs
• John Glenn dies at 95
• WashPo finally admits news story on fake news might be fake
• Biblical storm cloud blocks ISIS from Israel
• Trump to remain EP on 'Apprentice'
• Iranian theme park teaches kids to hate America
• U. of Illinois student senate chastises campus police for tracking down stolen phone
• U.S. life expectancy declines for first time in decades
• Literary classics returned to schools after idiot liberals got them banned
• Horse bonds with seeing eye camel
• Mick Jagger a daddy again at 73
• Hackers turn McDonald's drive-thru into porno
• Charges possible over racist video of black kid eating chicken
• Expert of the Day: Steve Moore, financial advisor to Trump, on the Blue Street Blues