Daily Show Prep - Tuesday December 6, 2016

• Song: It's The Most Wonderful Time in Eight Years
• China state media call Trump 'diplomatic rookie' who must learn not to cross them
• Bob Dole arranged Trump's Taiwan call
• House Republicans say Trump's tariffs ain't gonna happen
• Republicans get set to reduce federal workforce
• Trump targets Boeing for 'out of control' AF1 costs
• Trump announces deal with Softbank to create 50,000 jobs in U.S.
• Nancy Pelosi slams Ben Carson as HUD secretary
• Trump could do away with $1.7 billion in Dodd-Frank regs in 2017
• House to make motion to impeach IRS head Koskinen
• Trumps add to his lead in Wisconsin recount
• LeBron won't stay at Trump hotel with team in NYC
• Merkel calls for German burka ban
• Realtor uses Secret Service at Trump Tower as selling point
• NY Times digital subscriptions surge in wake of Trump election
• Site listed by WashPo as 'fake news' threatens lawsuit
• Liberal elitist rips Gatlinburg fire victims and loses his job
• BSNBC apologies for no trigger warning for sheriff's language
• Frustrated man cuts off winky after wife won't have sex for a decade
• Church of Latter Day Harambe gets tax-exempt status from IRS
• Expert of the Day: Gabby Morrongiello from the Washington Examiner on Trump's popularity surge