Daily Show Prep - Wednesday December 21, 2016

• German truck terrorist was jailed in Italy for burning down a school, allowed to enter Germany
• Protests erupt outside Merkel's office
• Refugee resettlement accelerates in Obama's final days
• Trump says attacks prove him right
• Petty: DC Metro won't put Trump's face on Inauguration Day card
• Unbelievable! Mom sends her two daughters, ages 7 and 9, on suicide mission
• Obama bans offshore drilling
• Hands out $2 billion loan for another green project
• How Obama tries to Trump-proof his legacy
• NY Times wants to end the Electoral College
• Trump picks China hawk for trade post
• Walmart pulls Black Lives Matter items after police object
• Illinois loses more residents in 2016 than any other state
• The fastest shrinking states
• Repeal of NC bathroom bill hits a roadblock
• They thought it was a white Trump guy scrawling 'KKK' on wall, turns out he's not white
• Harry Reid said he 'did what was necessary' in lying about Mitt Romney not paying taxes
• Calexit organizers claim to have opened an embassy in Moscow
• Five adults arrested for assaulting police at Chuck E. Cheese
• Man dresses as Chewbacca and robs kiosks
• Why butter is actually good for you
• NFL security guard plays pocket pool at halftime
• Woman says she can't leave her house because she's allergic to WiFi
• Update: Cops ID the guy who stole the bucket of gold flakes from the armored truck
• Expert of the Day: Tim Schmidt, president of U.S. Concealed Carry Association, on John Kasich signing a bill to allow concealed firearms on college campuses