Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 3, 2019

• Trump makes surprise visit to briefing room
• Reporters melt down because Trump doesn't take questions
• CBS actually reports on Dems who once supported a wall
• Pelosi says no to the wall, yes to funding overseas abortions
• Pelosi takes over
• Green energy, gun safety, healthcare will dominate agenda
• Pelosi: Constitution considers me Trump's equal
• Dem congressman tries to impeach Trump
• Another Dem congressman compares Trump to Hitler
• McConnell rejects Dem funding bill as 'total non-starter'
• Border wall GoFundMe nears $19 million
• Apple blames China for slowing sales
• State Dept. issues travel warning for China
• American formally charged with espionage in Russia
• Zuckerberg stops sale of his Facebook stock as value plummets
• 22,000 minors illegally crossed the border in December
• Ocasio-Cortez's radical green agenda: Job guarantee program, living wage
• Venezuela's lessons for American socialists
• Vehicle sales up in December
• Parkland shooting report backs arming teachers
• Lawsuit: Southern Poverty Law Center tried to destroy lawyer for 'thought crime'
• Michael Savage target of death threats at restaurant he frequents
• Conservatives suspended from Twitter, one for joke about Brussels sprouts
• Netflix pulls episode of Muslim-American comedian's show after Saudi Arabia complains
• Lesbian Batwoman is social justice warrior