Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 23, 2019

• Dems come back to Trump with more hi-tech surveillance, no wall
• Centrist Dems (if there is such a thing) urge Pelosi to give a little
• Some inside White House suggest green cards for DACAs
• Trump tries out 'Build a wall and crime will fall' slogan
• Giuliani continues to make a mess of things
• Trump tells Pelosi he's coming to the House for the SOTU
• Pelosi rejects his request
• Pope says fear of migrants can make people crazy
• Illegals at Sundance dare ICE to arrest them
• Trump recognizes Guaido over Maduro as leader of Venezuela
• Maduro breaks diplomatic ties with U.S., gives personnel 72 hours to leave the country
• Scary: 56 percent support Medicare for All
• Mikey the Rat postpones testimony, claims Trump and Giuliani are threatening his family
• Covington lawyer adds Rep. Omar to libel list
• BuzzFeed to cut staff by 15 percent
• South Bend's openly gay mayor launches exploratory committee for president
• Alleged victims tell story of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' director's sexual abuse
• Male nurse arrested for impregnating woman in vegetative state
• Man cites virginity as reason he was going to kill as many girls as he could
• Guv Cuomo signs bill legalizing late-term abortions
• Crazy CNN commentator says MAGA hat just as 'triggering' as Klan hood
• Libs say Trump is altering his Facebook photos
• L.A. may start charging drivers by the mile
• Apple predicts global warming will increase iPhone demand
• Top 10 longest commutes
• Medical alert dogs may be our best defense against serious disease
• Model waiting for gas in Mexico decides to strip to protest violence against women
• The deleted scene from Phil's movie that he was talking about