Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 22, 2019

• SCOTUS allows Trump to temporarily ban transgenders in the military
• Immigration lawyer surprised Dems rejected Trump's DACA compromise
• SCOTUS refuses to take up DACA
• Dem congressman says give Trump his wall
• Trump weighing his options on SOTU address
• He's preparing 2 SOTU speeches
• McConnell blocks bill to reopen DHS
• Has scheduled competing bills for Thursday
• Ocasio-Cortez: The world is ending in 12 years
• Says it's 'immoral' that our system allows billionaires to exist
• And 74 percent of Dems would vote for her for president
• AZ rep wants to fund wall with porn tax
• Murders in Mexico set record
• Lawyer offers to represent 'Covington Kids' for free after media butchering
• SNL writer offers oral sex to anyone who punches kid in face
• School closes over security concerns
• KY lawmakers support the students
• Trump says students have become 'symbols of fake news'
• Kirsten Powers says one Covington kid made racial slur with his finger
• Catholic priest piles on calling March for Life 'repulsive' and 'futile'
• Washington Post makes correction, only that the Indian guy didn't serve in Vietnam
• Complete guide to how BuzzFeed and other outlets tried to ruin the Covington Kids' lives
• CNBC's tepid chronicling of Trump's accomplishments: "The economy is good—but"
• Climate change candidate to touch down in NH amid two feet of snow
• Lawsuit filed to challenge bad call in Saints/Rams game
• Fox News' Bret Baier and family involved in car accident, released from hospital
• U. of Notre Dame covers Columbus murals
• Guest: Eddie Scarry from the Washington Examiner just got back from the border and he's writing about it