Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 16, 2019

• Pelosi tells Trump to delay State of the Union address or deliver it in writing
• She says it's a security risk because Secret Service is part of shutdown
• A map of walls around the world
• Inmates stage hunger strike over shutdown
• Senator worries shutdown could affect Super Bowl
• Border rancher: We've found prayer rugs out here
• 65 percent of Dems say open the borders to anyone who isn't a criminal or terrorist
• ISIS claims terror attack on Americans in Syria
• VT city votes to give non-citizens the right to vote
• Cardi B calls Trump supporters 'racist rednecks'
• Man arrested for plot to blow up White House
• More subpoenas from Mueller
• LA teachers surround cars, block parking lots
• GoFundMe effort raises $30,000 to buy tacos for teachers
• Beto wonders if the Constitution still works
• Dems put Ocasio-Cortez on financial services committee
• 59 percent of Americans agree with her 70 percent tax on the 'tippy top'
• PM May survives no-confidence vote
• Southern Poverty Law Center accused of labeling groups as 'hate groups' for money
• Conn. may require climate change education
• Key West moves to ban sunscreens
• 'Catch a Predator' host arrested
• Man who raped woman a week after non-profit bailed him out gets 18 years
• Congregation ousts pastor who put homosexuality is 'still a sin' on church sign
• Vet student pretended to save horses, sold them to slaughterhouse
• Man injects himself with own semen to treat back pain
• Man who claims he was abducted by aliens breaks 45-year silence
• ESPN host implies Trump is a racist for serving Clemson players fast food
• Man who sold kidney as a teen for iPhone now bedridden