Daily Show Prep - Friday March 13, 2020

• Trump declares national emergency
• Deal reached on coronavirus stimulus
• Google partners with government to help locate testing kits
• Stock market rebound
• Bitcoin loses half its value in two days
• Coronavirus: Facts vs. Panic
• State Department has stern words with Chinese ambassador after claim US started pandemic
• Cases in TN rise to 26
• Taiwan only had 49 cases of coronavirus, 1 death
• Italy's death toll climbs to 1,266
• NY Times writer angry at Trump for blaming China
• China threatens to withhold lifesaving meds from U.S.
• Mayor's executive order includes possible ban on guns, ammo
• American Airlines will continue to fly to Europe for another week
• Trump demands Fed lower interest rate amid coronavirus fears
• Louisiana delays next month's presidential primary
• All the athletes and celebrities who've tested positive
• KFC suspends 'finger lickin' good' slogan
• Women horrified that men never wash after using the bathroom
• U-Haul offering free storage to stranded college students
• Houston drivers can skip paying tolls because of coronavirus
• An 'inebriated' Andrew Gillum found in hotel room with suspected overdose victim
• Bill Gates leaves Microsoft
• Nation of Islam follower: 'I just found some white men to kill'
• Woman who reportedly had flings with Matt Lauer and Charlie Rose is missing
• US Soccer Federation apologizes for truth about differences in sexes in legal brief
• OMG! 'Climate change' is causing bars to come out of hibernation early