Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 12, 2020

• US hits Iran-backed group that hit Iraq base
• Chinese diplomat accuses U.S. Army of creating Wuhan coronavirus
• Acosta spreading Chinese propaganda
• Fed to inject $1.5 trillion to calm the markets
• Pelosi tried to insert federal abortion funding into coronavirus bill
• NCAA cancels basketball tourney
• Disneyland closes
• Concerts canceled at Schermerhorn
• Leahy berates the HUD secretary over the coronavirus
• Tom Hanks, wife have coronavirus
• NY banning gatherings over 500
• Broadway shuts down all productions
• Italian death toll passes 1,000
• Italy prioritizing young patients over old
• McConnell cancels recess
• Joe Biden says Trump should be doing what he's already doing
• Dr. Drew blasts media coverage of coronavirus
• Liberal tech site says Trump should resign
• Judge orders Alex Jones to stop selling his coronavirus-fighting toothpaste
• Judge orders release of Bradley Manning
• Twice-deported illegal charged with raping woman in MD
• Gloria Allred sues school for sending coughing Asian kid to nurse
• Lawmaker trying to stop drag queen story time gets death threats