Daily Show Prep - Friday March 27, 2020

• Coronavirus package clears House
• Massie: I came to make sure our country didn't die in an empty chamber
• Six awful Dem ideas the Senate Republicans blocked
• Trump invokes Defense Production Act on GM
• Timeline and list of government responses to coronavirus
• WHO backs easing lockdowns
• Italy logs highest death toll of any country in a single day
• Sixth person dies in TN
• Singer Joe Diffie has it
• British PM tests positive
• Virus survives on surgical masks up to 7 days
• How coronavirus compares to the flu
• Trump demands automakers open up closed plants and start making more ventilators
• Average gas price dips below $2 per gallon
• Racist Mexicans don't want Americans coming across the border
• Lockdown continues to improve air quality
• And now there's a condom shortage coming
• Phishing scams spike as more people work from home
• Biden's accuser says 'he penetrated me with his fingers'
• Rockers Todd Rundgren, Daryl Hall, Joe Walsh team to get 'maniac' Trump out of office