Daily Show Prep - Thursday March 26, 2020

• Trump: Feds are new guidelines to ease social distancing
• U.S. overtakes China with most confirmed virus cases in the world
• Stock market up 1,300 points
• House to vote Friday on coronavirus bill
• Pelosi says $2 trillion stimulus isn't the end
• Unemployment claims largest ever
• Stanford doctors: Coronavirus death toll may be far lower than models predict
• Stanford scientist urges random testing to get real view of how many people have it
• 12 medical experts question the coronavirus freakout
• LA businesses face charges if they stay open
• TN cases top 1,000, deaths remain steady and low
• NY death toll jumps by 100 in one day
• Cuomo blasts stimulus bill for not giving enough to his state
• Dr. Fauci says Italy harder hit because of Chinese tourists
• National Cathedral finds 5,000 masks forgotten in a crypt
• Ca. union finds 39 million masks
• PA grocery store has to throw out $35,000 worth of food after someone intentionally coughed all over it
• Retail meat sales up 77 percent
• Brentwood launches 'Open for Takeout' to support local restaurants
• Scientists skipped clinical trials of malaria drug after past coronavirus outbreaks
• As Trump's poll numbers rise, networks begin censoring press briefings
• Biden keeps lying about Trump's response to coronavirus
• Pompeo uses 'Wuhan virus' label to counter Chinese disinformation
• Chicago mayor threatens arrest for people who go outside
• News media come in dead last in Gallup poll on response to virus
• How the NBA is planning to save its season
• Comey lied when he said the FBI had examined all Hillary emails on Weiner's computer
• DOJ charges Maduro with drug trafficking, offers $15 million reward
• Joe Biden accused of sexual assault by former staffer
• DOJ sides with female athletes who don't want to compete with biological males
• Join Coach Scott from LT360 for a Facebook Live seminar on how to stay healthy at home