Daily Show Prep - Friday January 30, 2015

• Romney will not run
• Could Scott Walker be the answer?
• Todd Starnes: Why does the GOP have a problem with conservatives?
• State Department refuses to call Taliban attack that killed 3 Americans 'terrorism'
• ICE: Transgender illegals have 'right to hormone therapy'
• UVA head: School to be national leader on campus safety
• WashPo: How sorority culture contributes to campus rape problem
• Super Bowl billboard campaign seeks acceptance for gay players
• After State Department meeting Muslim Brotherhood calls for 'long, uncompromising jihad'
• National Review: GOP must resist Lynch nomination
• Is Pete Carroll a 9/11 truther?
• Army deletes tweet about 'chinks in armor' after idiots cry racism
• How climate change is causing volcanoes (and they're serious)
• Two flight stewards attacked by passenger
• Crazed NC woman arrested for road rage, caught on camera
• Is Bruce Jenner trying to become a woman?
• Fake cop pulls over real cop
• John Kerry fined for not shoveling snow from sidewalk
• Nashville Predators apologize for airing porn during broadcast
• Video: Climber first to scale frozen Niagara Falls
• Odd dog: pitbull-dachshund mix

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 29, 2015

• Oil hits a 6-year low
• NBC reporter (who formerly worked for Al Jazeera) calls Chris Kyle a racist on a killing spree
• Looks like Republicans will cave (yet again) and vote for Lynch's AG confirmation
• Detainee swapped for Bergdahl re-joins the fight
• Voters don't want next AG to be like Holder
• UK Independent: We have reached 'peak food'
• Lindsey Graham closer to running for president
• Janet Napolitano says border control 'unobtainable'
• Why, I thought they were so open now. China clamps down harder on Internet access
• Code Pink tries to 'arrest' Henry Kissinger for 'war crimes'
• Sharyl Attkisson testifies before congress about government hacking
• FCC changes definition of 'broadband'
• Stevie Wonder wants laws against criticizing someone's religion
• DEA settles with woman after impersonating her on Facebook
• Sharpton group cops tax deal with the IRS
• Eight-year-old girl suggests a possible cure for cancer
• TX lawmakers makes Muslim visitors to office pledge allegiance to the U.S.
• Gun range that bans Muslims is booming
• Soros-funded group wants to replace your American passport with a North American passport
• Lawmakers go after EPA chief's deleted text messages
• UVA sororities ordered not to party with fraternities
• Is Yahoo worth less than zero?
• French police question 8-year-old boy over comments supporting Charlie Hebdo attack
• Smart mattress turns off lights, gets coffee ready
• Raisin farmers made to buy their own raisins from government
• Nine vehicle models with no highway deaths
• Ranking the Oscar Best Picture nominees by political correctness
• Woman marries herself
• The Astragalus root for sinuses the guy called the show about

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 28, 2015

• Energy boom muddles Obama's climate agenda
• Conservatives derail border bill
• Gitmo officer: Limits on female guards put mission at risk
• Study: 60 percent of 2014 job growth caused by expiring unemployment benefits
• AG nominee says 'right to work is shared by everyone in this country' regardless of immigration status
• McCain: 'Delusion' that Iran deal will lead to cooperation
• Obama backs down on taxing college savings accounts
• Seattle to fine residents for throwing food in the garbage
• Race-baiting NY Times columnist fails to mention cop who detained his black son is also black
• Obama defends decision to snub Netanyahu
• Michelle Obama foregoes headscarf, causes a backlash
• Muslim woman sues after being made to remove her headscarf during arrest
• Lindsey Graham to Loretta Lynch: Explain the legal difference between gay marriage and polygamy
• DC issues first gun-carry permits
• FCC: Blocking wi-fi in hotels is prohibited
• Voltaire's 250-year-old book against religious fanaticism climbs the French best-seller list
• Rand Paul re-introduces bill to audit the Fed
• Howard Dean apologizes to veterans for American Sniper remark
• January is divorce month. Really.
• GoDaddy.com pulls puppy Super Bowl ad after backlash
• How a typo destroyed a 124-year-old company
• 3-D-printed food will change the way we eat
• Man tries to sell his virginity, gets no offers
• Naked violinist sues over arrest
• Johnny Depp weaves tale of being attacked by a chupacabra
• Snail massage latest beauty treatment
• Check out the 'Insane Mode' button on the Tesla - 0-60 in 3 seconds
• Prius owners are bad drivers, worse for tickets than Corvette owners
• Glasses for the blind Phil was talking about on the air

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 27, 2015

• Obama administration admits Iran continues nuclear work
• Bowe Bergdahl to be charged with desertion
• Report: Obamacare tab comes to $50,000 per insured person
• Gowdy: 'Southern politeness' isn't working in Benghazi probe
• ISIS threatens to behead Obama and turn U.S. into Muslim province
• Objective? Al Jazeera bans use of 'terrorist,''Islamist'
• Snow storm fails to live up to the press
• State Department-funded group is financing campaign to oust Netanyahu
• Russian state-owned oil company funding green movement
• Embarrassing predictions haunt the global warming movement
• Government phone fraud exposed in Denver
• Pilot of drone that landed on WH lawn was drunk government employee
• Google expanding fiber service to 4 southeastern cities
• If you weren't claustrophobic enough, here comes the Cubitat
• French court vetoes parents' baby name
• Video of Brigitte Gabriel on Islam and terrorism Phil was talking about

Daily Show Prep - Monday January 26, 2015

• 'Sniper' kills at box office for second week
• Falling gas tax revenue forces California to look at mileage charge
• Key Dems waver on new Iran sanctions bill
• Former Fox affiliate employee kills himself in front of Fox News building
• Flashback: The end of snow?
• Public housing officials won't verify if residents are truly needy
• Another illegal alien not deported, another innocent American killed
• Feds arrest Russian spy posing as New York banker
• Drone found on White House lawn
• Another day, another Cosby killer
• Study: Stress may be 'caught' through social media (roll eyes)
• Sick: Woman drowns puppy after not being allowed to board plane
• Teen arrested after threatening police with emoticons
• Super rich buying great escapes in case of poor uprising
• Benedict Cumberbatch refers to black folks as 'colored' on Tavis Smiley show
• Forget seeing Jesus in a slice of toast, Palestinians say this baby's ear is shaped like the word 'Allah'
• Politico staff looks to unionize

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 23, 2015

• Growing alarm in DC over terrorist attack
• Immigration officers blast border bill as 'a global joke'
• Zogby poll: Rubio in second place behind Romney
• Democrat revolt on Iran
• Rebels in Yemen reluctant to take complete power
• They just don't learn: Army may issue tighter gun rules after Ft. Hood shooting
• NFL has interviewed 40 people in Deflategate scandal
• Despite the bailouts, housing still weak
• Union membership continues a three-decade slide
• Meanwhile, union thugs slow down cargo at California ports
• French court convicts three over homophobic tweets
• State Department official wants Disney's Frozen to teach kids about climate change
• Dem gov of CO says legalizing pot was 'a bad idea'
• Four adults raised by gay parents speak out against gay marriage
• Gun makers' big bet on women pays off
• WashPo lamenting many same-sex marriage states lack GBLT protections
• Rudest drivers in America
• Rapper facing long sentence over lyrics
• NC Rep. Renee Ellmers may face primary challenger
• McDonald's tries to right the ship by throwing menu items overboard
• When is the best time of day to exercise to lose weight?
• Industry survey: Black diners are bad tippers
• NASA spots alien mark on dwarf planet - And isn't calling it a dwarf planet insensitive?
• Man wrongly convicted 4 decades ago set free
• The most attractive people drive these automobiles
• Scientists figure out how to unboil an egg, big news for cancer research
• Nun gives birth after complaining of stomach ache

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 22, 2015

• Republicans tearing down the border fence
• Just what Uncle Phil's been saying for months - Saudis to push oil even lower
• Oil boom turning to bust
• National average hitting $1.99 a gallon
• Twitter reacts to Tom Brady's press conference on Deflategate
• GOP refocusing on income gap
• 'Yes means yes' bill could be spreading to Arizona
• Obama's proposed changes to college savings would reduce benefits
• Google chairman says 'the Internet will disappear'
• Feds spending $432,000 to study gay hook-up apps
• Cheering at SOTU for Obama's 'I have no more campaigns to run' started in First Lady's box
• Woman who burned from the inside leaves hospital
• German court upholds man's right to pee standing up
• Boston bakery sells Deflategate cookies

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 21, 2015

• OPEC: Oil to remain low for at least a month
• Justice Department set to clear officer in Ferguson shooting
• NFL: Pats deflated balls
• Former Bucs QB admits to modifying footballs ahead of Super Bowl victory
• Valerie Jarrett confronted on unequal pay for women in White House
• 15 SOTU quotes that require more spending
• Mainstream media rip Obama over ISIS claim
• Ruth 'Vader' Ginsburg falls asleep at SOTU
• Inhofe calls Obama's climate agenda a 'wealth redistribution scheme'
• Obama's plan would tax college savings
• House conservatives: Ted Cruz and Mike Lee need to start fighting on immigration bills
• White House calls House invitation to Netanyahu a breach of protocol
• 1,700 private jets fly to Davos to discuss global warming
• Hot topic for Davos: income inequality
• Obama caves to Iran's nuclear blackmail
• Another killing by a cop, this time both are black
• Domino's Pizza says it's impossible to comply with presidential calorie rule
• Study: Sleep helps reduce risky behavior
• One New York sheriff is urging citizens to throw pistol permit renewals in trash
• Data miners mining Obamacare website
• EPA funded diesel experiments on 10-year-olds
• Federal court rules you're allowed to flip off the police
• The brain chemistry behind investing
• Invisible boyfriend helps you fake a relationship on social media
• Teen stabs other student to death over Snapchat message
• Saddam's daughter is peddling jewelry inspired by her dad
• Professional wrestlers file concussion lawsuit
• Man burns to death in sauna when timer malfunctions
• Tootsie Roll CEO dies at 95
• Student trapped in bizarre deja vu for 8 years

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 20, 2015

• Study: Obama has worst State of the Union record since Ford
• Obama guest at SOTU an illegal alien
• Obama spent more for dinner in Hawaii than his proposed tax credit for families
• Liberal outrage to American Sniper sets off Twitter war
• Blake Shelton and Charlie Daniels jump on Michael Moore
• Mayor of Paris to sue Fox News after image of city 'insulted'
• The perils of thoughtless diversity
• Civilized Muslims are standing up against the savages
• New police radars can 'see' inside homes
• UK's socialized medicine a failure, may have to scrap free healthcare for all
• Gun supplier for Taken 3 not happy with Liam Neeson's gun comments
• Billy Crystal clarifies gay remarks
• Driver busted for eating Quarter Pounder while driving - DWE?
• Facebook cited in a third of all divorce cases

Daily Show Prep - Monday January 19, 2015

• German reporter: ISIS plans on killing 'hundreds of millions' of non-believers
• Obamacare penalty may come as a shock at tax time
• Democrats have second thoughts about Obamacare
• Charlie Hebdo attackers' path to radicalization 
• NASA backtracks on 'warmest year' claim, only 38% sure
• Redford says GOP is living in the '50s as far as the environment is concerned
• Republicans looking for a position to take on so-called climate change
• Deflategate: NFL probing whether Patriots used deflated balls
• Big surprise: School shooting commission recommends gun ban
• Seth Rogen: 'American Sniper' like fake Nazi propaganda film
• Michael Moore calls Kyle a coward
• Chris Kyle's widow overwhelmed by 'American Sniper' success
• Why Oscar protestors are wrong
• Gutierrez: Amnesty is 'our Selma'
• Is Sunday church service still the 'most segregated hour in this nation'?
• Obama to call for hundreds of billions in new taxes at SOTU
• The real story behind Loretta Lynch
• HHS Secretary: Al Sharpton 'has spent his life fighting for what's right' - yeah
• Man dies after three-day Internet gaming binge
• Billy Crystal says gay sex scenes are not for him, Twitter explodes
• Face of Christ appears in dog's ear
• Today supposedly the saddest day of the year
• College class studies 'mean girls'
• New Yorkers renting out toilets
• Contestant says 'Biggest Loser' is a 'fat-shaming disaster'
• Kid gets invoice for not showing up at his birthday party

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 16, 2015

• Supreme Court to take up gay marriage
• Vatican goes into damage control over Pope's outrageous comments
• Senate set to fumble amnesty bill
• Amnesty is the real goal
• Obama says he'll veto any sanctions against Iran
• Sharpton calls for emergency diversity task force meeting after 'Selma' Oscar snub
• What Uncle Phil's been telling you - Analyst: Days of drilling for cheap oil are over
• Massive protest against Charlie Hebdo
• Government-subsidized commercial entities hurt business, cost taxpayers
• Inside look at the brainwashing of North Koreans
• Head of Medicare and Medicaid is stepping down
• John Kerry has James Taylor sing to the French to make up for US no-show
• Boko Haram kills 2,500, abducts another 500 in one town
• Runaway teens wanted after brazen crime spree
• Kid who claimed he met Jesus in heaven made it all up
• New York spends 76 grand on anti-manspreading campaign
• Florida police department uses black mug shots for target practice
• You can't make this up: College cancels 'Vagina Monologues' because it excludes women without vaginas
• Boston.com associate editor fired after 'Drunk Boehner' article
• CNN anchor resigns after anti-Israel Twitter rant
• Why 2014 was NOT the warmest year on record, despite claims otherwise
• Feds spend 500 grand to teach doctors how to talk to fat kids

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 15, 2015

• Pope sides with the terrorists: 'You cannot insult the faith of others'
• Pope falls for global warming argument, says man has 'slapped nature in the face'
• Soros funds Ferguson protesters
• Protesters shut down another interstate 
• Jobless claims spike
• Obama says it's OK for Iran to build nuclear plants but not us
• Papa John's stands by delivery driver who shot would-be robber
• Parents being investigated for neglect after they let their kids walk home
• Illegals can now get Mexican birth certificates in the U.S.
• Duke cancels plans for Muslim call to prayer
• Apple Watch flops
• Teen with 'Walking Corpse Syndrome' spent 3 years thinking she was dead
• Substitute teacher faces criminal charges for showing horror movie
• Wendy's removes soft drink option in kids meals

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 14, 2015

• Senate to vote on whether humans are causing climate change
• Portland teen accused of threatening to blow up deli 'in the name of allah'
• What is terror group AQAP?
• 148 Democrats vote against amendment that would deport convicted illegals
• Obama's mark on the military
• More punishment for North Korea
• Court weighs in on 'jock tax'
• Liam Neeson: Number of guns in U.S. 'a disgrace,' number of guns in 'Taken 3' OK
• Constitutionally illiterate people think Obama can fire Ted Cruz from committee
• Stockbroker fired for Twitter joke
• Gender-neutral restrooms now required in West Hollywood
• Duke U to sound Muslim call to prayer
• Scientists have harnessed jaw power

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 13, 2015

• Oil prices at 6-year low
• GOP senators push bill to limit Gitmo transfers
• Hollywood Political correctness: 'Homeland' may avoid Muslim terrorist plot line
• Rotterdam mayor tells Muslims who don't appreciate freedom to 'f--- off' 
• New study uses healthcare 'paper waste' to argue for single-payer system
• The great Obamacare-Medicaid bait 'n' switch
• IRS holds Tea Party group in limbo for five years
• Less than half of children grow up in home with mother and father
• WashEx: Republicans weren't elected to raise the gas tax
• Study: Volcanoes are cooling the earth
• Protesters gather at Clinton Foundation to protest missing Haiti Recovery money
• GOP congressman apologizes for Obama/Hitler tweet
• McCain: My 'illegitimate son' Lindsey Graham should run for president
• Fox News' Bret Baier pulls out of Catholic conference due to anti-gay stance
• Most narcissistic social media users by state
• Media are calling Korean comedian racist for making for of Kim Jong-un
• Man awakens from 12 years in vegetative state
• Cops look for man who urinated in laundry mat washing machine

Daily Show Prep - Monday January 12, 2015

• CENTCOM's social media hacked by ISIS
• Obama administration snubs Paris unity march
• Admits error
• Islamists attack German newspaper
• Feinstein: Terrorist sleeper cells are here
• Saudi Prince: $100-a-barrel never again
• How OPEC weaponized the price of oil
• Boehner supposedly making peace with tea partiers
• Romney considering third run for White House
• Byron York: The coming Republican failure on immigration
• People suffer separation anxiety without iPhones

Daily Show Prep - Friday January 9, 2015

• Charlie Hebdo killers dead in police raid
• Al Qaeda Yemen takes credit for Paris attacks
• 'South Park' terrorist sues over prayer ban
• WashEx Editorial: Violence must never edit what may be said
• Wanted Koran-burning pastor running french fry joint at the mall
• Why do the media refer to Mohammed to 'the Prophet Mohammed'?
• Bill Donahue of the Catholic League continues the crazy talk
• Eugene Robinson of WashPo: If Paris attacks happened here they'd be worse because of guns
• In aftermath of Paris attack DoD hastens the closing of Gitmo
• Unemployment falls to 5.6 percent
• Labor force participation rate at 37-year low
• Obama's latest welfare scheme: Free community college
• Fed sends record $98.7 billion to the Treasury
• Dems aim to put GOP on the spot on climate change
• This guy should be tortured first then executed: Father throws 5-year-old from bridge
• Michelle Obama names 'food justice' activist to head Let's Move
• Walmart refuses to print photo of couple posing with shotgun
• California newspaper vandalized for using the term 'illegals'
• DHS extends protection for El Salvadorans, blames 2001 earthquake
• Seven in ten TV viewers stream programming
• Arctic blast helps burn fat
• FCC chairman trick increases number of people without broadband
• Justice Department joins the Redskins trademark lawsuit
• Exercise instructor turns 100
• NYC's newest health trend: Bone broth

Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 8, 2015

• Charlie Hebdo promises a million copies of next edition
• Muslim cleric defends Paris terrorist attack
• Paris has been ceding control of Muslim neighborhoods to Islamists
• Saudi blogger to be flogged for insulting Islam
• Bill Maher scolds liberals for shying away from Muslim criticism
• Experts warn governments to prepare for climate change migrants
• Washington wants to raise the tax on gas
• Thank the Lord! Barbara Boxer retiring
• De Blasio declares war on foam
• Dems poised to take over the Internet with net neutrality
• Liberal logic from the WashPo: Better economy could mean more Americans go hungry
• Guru orders 400 followers to be castrated to bring them closer to God
• Dad arrested after throwing Playboy party for 18-year-old daughter
• Police arrest couple for having sex atop car at dealership
• Model gets death threats for touching Justin Bieber

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday January 7, 2015

• Paris attack: Manhunt as armed killers flee
• New York Daily News blurs controversial magazine cover
• CNN refuses to show the cartoons
• Catholic leader: 'Muslims are right to be angry'
• Howard Dean says don't call the French killers Muslim terrorists
• Flashback: Time magazine says French magazine brought it on themselves
• Thousands rally in France to show solidarity with magazine victims
• Norquist: If net neutrality passes you'll pay more
• Boehner's revenge
• Elizabeth Warren says raising the minimum wage is 'personal'
• Atlanta fire chief fired over religious expression
• The myth of the $15 billion TARP profit
• Obama threatens veto of increase of hours for full-time in Obamacare
• Man wearing 'I have drugs' t-shirt arrested for meth
• UVA cracks down on frats despite rape accusation being false
• Tropical forests gulp CO2, slow global warming

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday January 6, 2015

• Boehner wins 3rd speaker term as opposition caves
• The Republicans who voted against Boehner
• Fracker: 'Cheap oil is killing my job'
• Sharpton says the New York Post shouldn't have ripped him because they give him money
• Vanderbilt University offering anti-police course
• Liberal logic: White House says Obama's veto threat proves GOP obstructionism
• Your cable Internet is about to get way faster
• TLC under pressure to cancel 'My Husband's Not Gay'
• Pope to issue encyclical on global warming
• Seriously? Urban Outfitters made to change ad over unreal depiction of woman
• Federal judge tells Arizona to stop prosecuting job-seeking illegals
• Is Bill Clinton about to be drawn into the Prince Andrew sex scandal?
• Republicans caving again on amnesty
• ISIS chief executioner found beheaded with cigarette in his mouth
• Two more women join defamation lawsuit against Bill Cosby
• Unbelievable! U.S. State Department criticizes private group for raising Taiwan's flag
• Those wacky Chinese - People pay to be locked in cage and stalked by lions at zoo

Daily Show Prep - Monday January 5, 2015

• Copyright warning going around Facebook is a hoax
• We're freezing out here and Gov. Jerry Brown toughens global warming goals
• John Bolton may be leaving Fox for a presidential run
• Woman seeks $200,000 from House after staffer's dog bites her finger
• De Blasio says cops who turned their backs on him were disrespectful
• State health officials want to stop Chick-fil-A school fundraiser over nutritional value
• In 10 years, your job probably won't exist
• Gohmert says he's rounding up 29 votes to defeat Boehner
• Obamalunch: Mayo banned
• San Francisco police shoot and kill man who brandished fake gun
• Oil falls below $50 a barrel for first time since April 2009
• Another year without global warming
• Ferguson grand juror sues over gag order
• Indians (dot, not feather) offended over Gandhi beer, brewery apologizes
• Oklahoma lawmaker wants to ban wearing hoodies in public
• Morgan Stanley insider posts personal client info online
• Commentary: France scrapping failed 'rich tax'
• 'Polar vortex' returns
• Liability concerns prompt some cities to limit sledding
• The Telegraph: Ten signs of a market crash in 2015
• Three-parent babies to become legal in UK
• Republicans prepare to fight Net Neutrality
• Man invents fully automatic cap gun
• Al-Qaida threatens to use 'undetectable' bombs on U.S.
• More Republicans turn against Boehner
• Three things you need to know about North Korean sanctions
• Archaeologists say they've found site of the trial of Jesus
• Backlash over pic of Palin's son standing on family dog
• Retired cop sues New York for confiscating guns after insomnia treatment
• Oil prices continue to fall due to glut
• Chris Christie's brother defends governor's Cowboy fandom
• Black protestors storm NYC restaurant, target white customers
• Kanye fans have no idea who Paul McCartney is

Daily Show Prep - Sunday January 4, 2015

• Louis Gohmert to challenge Boehner for speaker
• Transgender seniors? Come on, man
• Global warming?
  Brutal cold coming to Midwest
  Americans heading for warmer climes
• Gingrich on Steve Scalise: Obama got a pass on Rev. Wright
• Greta says Scalise should step aside
• Cops once again turn their backs on de Blasio 
• Here comes the Keystone showdown
• CNN falls for North Korean parody Twitter account
• North Korea says sanctions are groundless
• Detroit readying shipping container homes
  Meanwhile 114,000 homes are empty
• Corporations pay Sharpton not to call them racists
• Huckabee leaves Fox, considers presidential run
• Another medical worker exposed to Ebola, heads to Nebraska