Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 29, 2015

• Oil hits a 6-year low
• NBC reporter (who formerly worked for Al Jazeera) calls Chris Kyle a racist on a killing spree
• Looks like Republicans will cave (yet again) and vote for Lynch's AG confirmation
• Detainee swapped for Bergdahl re-joins the fight
• Voters don't want next AG to be like Holder
• UK Independent: We have reached 'peak food'
• Lindsey Graham closer to running for president
• Janet Napolitano says border control 'unobtainable'
• Why, I thought they were so open now. China clamps down harder on Internet access
• Code Pink tries to 'arrest' Henry Kissinger for 'war crimes'
• Sharyl Attkisson testifies before congress about government hacking
• FCC changes definition of 'broadband'
• Stevie Wonder wants laws against criticizing someone's religion
• DEA settles with woman after impersonating her on Facebook
• Sharpton group cops tax deal with the IRS
• Eight-year-old girl suggests a possible cure for cancer
• TX lawmakers makes Muslim visitors to office pledge allegiance to the U.S.
• Gun range that bans Muslims is booming
• Soros-funded group wants to replace your American passport with a North American passport
• Lawmakers go after EPA chief's deleted text messages
• UVA sororities ordered not to party with fraternities
• Is Yahoo worth less than zero?
• French police question 8-year-old boy over comments supporting Charlie Hebdo attack
• Smart mattress turns off lights, gets coffee ready
• Raisin farmers made to buy their own raisins from government
• Nine vehicle models with no highway deaths
• Ranking the Oscar Best Picture nominees by political correctness
• Woman marries herself
• The Astragalus root for sinuses the guy called the show about