Daily Show Prep - Thursday January 8, 2015

• Charlie Hebdo promises a million copies of next edition
• Muslim cleric defends Paris terrorist attack
• Paris has been ceding control of Muslim neighborhoods to Islamists
• Saudi blogger to be flogged for insulting Islam
• Bill Maher scolds liberals for shying away from Muslim criticism
• Experts warn governments to prepare for climate change migrants
• Washington wants to raise the tax on gas
• Thank the Lord! Barbara Boxer retiring
• De Blasio declares war on foam
• Dems poised to take over the Internet with net neutrality
• Liberal logic from the WashPo: Better economy could mean more Americans go hungry
• Guru orders 400 followers to be castrated to bring them closer to God
• Dad arrested after throwing Playboy party for 18-year-old daughter
• Police arrest couple for having sex atop car at dealership
• Model gets death threats for touching Justin Bieber