Daily Show Prep - Monday January 5, 2015

• Copyright warning going around Facebook is a hoax
• We're freezing out here and Gov. Jerry Brown toughens global warming goals
• John Bolton may be leaving Fox for a presidential run
• Woman seeks $200,000 from House after staffer's dog bites her finger
• De Blasio says cops who turned their backs on him were disrespectful
• State health officials want to stop Chick-fil-A school fundraiser over nutritional value
• In 10 years, your job probably won't exist
• Gohmert says he's rounding up 29 votes to defeat Boehner
• Obamalunch: Mayo banned
• San Francisco police shoot and kill man who brandished fake gun
• Oil falls below $50 a barrel for first time since April 2009
• Another year without global warming
• Ferguson grand juror sues over gag order
• Indians (dot, not feather) offended over Gandhi beer, brewery apologizes
• Oklahoma lawmaker wants to ban wearing hoodies in public
• Morgan Stanley insider posts personal client info online
• Commentary: France scrapping failed 'rich tax'
• 'Polar vortex' returns
• Liability concerns prompt some cities to limit sledding
• The Telegraph: Ten signs of a market crash in 2015
• Three-parent babies to become legal in UK
• Republicans prepare to fight Net Neutrality
• Man invents fully automatic cap gun
• Al-Qaida threatens to use 'undetectable' bombs on U.S.
• More Republicans turn against Boehner
• Three things you need to know about North Korean sanctions
• Archaeologists say they've found site of the trial of Jesus
• Backlash over pic of Palin's son standing on family dog
• Retired cop sues New York for confiscating guns after insomnia treatment
• Oil prices continue to fall due to glut
• Chris Christie's brother defends governor's Cowboy fandom
• Black protestors storm NYC restaurant, target white customers
• Kanye fans have no idea who Paul McCartney is