Daily Show Prep - Friday January 30, 2015

• Romney will not run
• Could Scott Walker be the answer?
• Todd Starnes: Why does the GOP have a problem with conservatives?
• State Department refuses to call Taliban attack that killed 3 Americans 'terrorism'
• ICE: Transgender illegals have 'right to hormone therapy'
• UVA head: School to be national leader on campus safety
• WashPo: How sorority culture contributes to campus rape problem
• Super Bowl billboard campaign seeks acceptance for gay players
• After State Department meeting Muslim Brotherhood calls for 'long, uncompromising jihad'
• National Review: GOP must resist Lynch nomination
• Is Pete Carroll a 9/11 truther?
• Army deletes tweet about 'chinks in armor' after idiots cry racism
• How climate change is causing volcanoes (and they're serious)
• Two flight stewards attacked by passenger
• Crazed NC woman arrested for road rage, caught on camera
• Is Bruce Jenner trying to become a woman?
• Fake cop pulls over real cop
• John Kerry fined for not shoveling snow from sidewalk
• Nashville Predators apologize for airing porn during broadcast
• Video: Climber first to scale frozen Niagara Falls
• Odd dog: pitbull-dachshund mix