Daily Show Prep - Friday January 23, 2015

• Growing alarm in DC over terrorist attack
• Immigration officers blast border bill as 'a global joke'
• Zogby poll: Rubio in second place behind Romney
• Democrat revolt on Iran
• Rebels in Yemen reluctant to take complete power
• They just don't learn: Army may issue tighter gun rules after Ft. Hood shooting
• NFL has interviewed 40 people in Deflategate scandal
• Despite the bailouts, housing still weak
• Union membership continues a three-decade slide
• Meanwhile, union thugs slow down cargo at California ports
• French court convicts three over homophobic tweets
• State Department official wants Disney's Frozen to teach kids about climate change
• Dem gov of CO says legalizing pot was 'a bad idea'
• Four adults raised by gay parents speak out against gay marriage
• Gun makers' big bet on women pays off
• WashPo lamenting many same-sex marriage states lack GBLT protections
• Rudest drivers in America
• Rapper facing long sentence over lyrics
• NC Rep. Renee Ellmers may face primary challenger
• McDonald's tries to right the ship by throwing menu items overboard
• When is the best time of day to exercise to lose weight?
• Industry survey: Black diners are bad tippers
• NASA spots alien mark on dwarf planet - And isn't calling it a dwarf planet insensitive?
• Man wrongly convicted 4 decades ago set free
• The most attractive people drive these automobiles
• Scientists figure out how to unboil an egg, big news for cancer research
• Nun gives birth after complaining of stomach ache