Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 30, 2019

• Another campus killer, this one in Charlotte
• Trump, Dems agree on $2 trillion infrastructure plan, no plan on how to pay for it
• NY AG goes after Trump
• Comey friend 'alarmed' over Rosenstein's meetings with Trump
• Some companies banning all physical contact in workplace
• Juan Guaido calls for military uprising in Venezuela, protestors run over by armored vehicles
• BernMe says Disney should use Avengers profits to pay middle-class wages
• Biden slurs through speech
• Mika tells women Joe touched to 'get over it'
• Libs are trying to derail Steve Moore as Trump's Federal Reserve pick calling him sexist
• This is the main article they're upset about
• About a quarter of WashPo's '10,000 Trump Untruths' are themselves untrue
• Hands-free cellphone law goes into effect in TN July 1
• Iranian president declares U.S. a sponsor of terrorism
• Jordanian man pleads guilty to conspiracy to smuggle Yemenis over the border
• New video shows illegals flooding into AZ
• Seven victims in Westmoreland were beaten, stabbed to death
• NY Mag accuses 'Unplanned' movie of inspiring harassment of abortion providers
• Israeli envoy calls for criminalizing antisemitism after NY Times cartoon
• Accidental tsunami warning sends Jersey Shore into panic
• Officials crack down on 'church' using marijuana as sacrament
• Guest: Rachel Bovard from Conservative Partnership Institute points out Dem hypocrisy on illegal immigration

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 29, 2019

• U.S. consumer spending roars back
• Amazing story of how synagogue shooter was prevented from killing more
• Terror plot thwarted in LA
• House Dems reject Trump's budget cuts
• Rod Rosenstein submits resignation
• Saudi Arabia beheading gays
• NY Times roundly criticized for anti-Semitic cartoon
• Seven victims identified in TN murder
• Trump still tracking almost exactly where Obama did in poll
• Beto vows to spend $5 trillion on climate change
• Warnings of socialism don't resonate with some voters
• Talk show host is blasted for stating obvious about Mayor Pete
• Labor union not happy over Amazon's one-day shipping
• Opinion: How today's potent pot killed my son
• Sports Illustrated rolls out first 'burkini' in swimsuit issue
• NASA scientist claims time travel is possible
• Kuwaiti doctor claims to have suppository 'cure' for homosexuality
• Guest: Anna Giaritelli from the Washington Examiner talks about Texas settling a lawsuit over accusing 95,000 non-citizens of voting

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 26, 2019

• Economy grows by 3.2 percent
• Social justice Warriors will maul Biden
• Biden says—with a straight face—he's proud Obama WH had no hint of a scandal
• Here's a refresher, Joe
• Trump 'un-signs' UN Arms Trade Treaty
• FBI texts show agents discussed recruiting White House sources as spies
• Pence said allegations of spying should be investigated
• Rosenstein blasts Obama administration for not doing enough about Russian meddling
• Report: Green New Deal would do 'significant environmental damage'
• Guv Lee among top 10 most popular guvs in the nation
• Here's the poll of top guvs
• Saudi Arabia beheads 16-year-old for sending WhatsApp message about protests
• Global warming: Snow expected this weekend in Detroit
• Up to 8 inches expected in Chicago
• Robert Spencer: Diversity hiring led to Muslim cop killing unarmed woman
• Natalie Portman thinks we're exploiting women by eating eggs and milk

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 25, 2019

• Biden jumps in
• Opens 8-point lead over Trump
• Trump mocks 'Sleepy Joe'
• Jew blasts Biden for trying to divide country over bogus Charlottesville claim
• Biden's latest hire doesn't want white people leading the Democrat Party
• And then there's Joe's Anita Hill problem
• Jobless claims jump
• DHS releasing 1,400 illegals into the U.S. every day
• Judge charged with helping illegal evade ICE
• China has hypersonic rocket that can beat our missile defenses
• Putin: NoKo ready to give up nukes in exchange for 'guarantees'
• NoKo sends U.S. $2 million bill for Otto Warmbier's medical care
• Franklin Graham says Mayor Pete should repent
• Americans most stressed in the world
• Americans continue to abandon high-tax states
• Ca. may ban schools from suspending students for 'willful defiance' of teachers
• Former Ca. Dem Party chairman sued for forcibly performing sex act on subordinate
• Trump's Hollywood star defaced again
• 3 sought in colonoscopy equipment theft
• Parrot detained after tipping off owners to drug bust
• Instagram model has doctor declare her butt is real

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 24, 2019

• Joe DiGeneva '100 percent certain' Barr will launch criminal investigation of DOJ/FBI 
• White House fights House subpoena for McGahn testimony
• Trump vows to take Dems to SCOTUS if they impeach
• Justices seem to be leaning toward allowing census citizenship question
• Trump: Americans 'deserves to know who is in this country'
• Trump says Mexican soldiers may have disarmed American soldiers as cover for drug smugglers
• Border Patrol finds abandoned toddler with phone number on shoes
• Mexico finally deporting illegals who break into their country
• Mayor Pete believes illegals are 'subsidizing' citizens
• BernMe says average donations to his campaign are too small
• NoKo executes 4 officials by firing squad after failed U.S. summit
• Trump accused Twitter CEO of playing political games with his follower count
• Bloomberg Business frets that 20-year-olds can't afford SUVs
• Most tweets come from women
• Happy wife, longer life

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 23, 2019

• Hillary: Trump should've been indicted
• Pelosi doesn't rule out impeachment
• Rivals dig dirt on Mayor Pete
• Biden may delay his announcement
• TN House narrowly advances school voucher bill
• Waffle House sues Waffle House killer, father
• Dem voters rank health care as top issue
• New details emerge on Boy Scouts' 'perversion files'
• CBS exec: 'CBS has a white problem'
• Brothers in Smollett case sue his lawyers for defamation
• Will Ca. guv end oil drilling in the state?
• Trump meets with Twitter CEO
• Netanyahu will name town after Trump
• Teen climate activist says adults have stolen her future
• Judge delays Robert Kraft prostitute videos until after case is resolved
• Marvel introduces 'diverse' superheroes
• The real story behind the 'My Pillow' guy

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 22, 2019

• Pipe bomb found at Sri Lanka's airport after over 200 killed on Easter Sunday
• Mexican troops disarmed American soldiers on the U.S. side of the border
• Frustration grows among caravaners in Mexico
• FBI arrests leader of armed group stopping illegals in NM
• House Republicans learn immigrant children are being recycled by smugglers
• Trump sues House Dems over subpoena
• Nadler erroneously claims DJTJ was offered stolen info in Trump Tower meeting
• BSNBC slammed for 'ambush' of Mueller after Easter service
• Liz Warren unveils her college debt elimination plan
• "Little AOC" cracks up Internet
• CNN's ratings continue to plummet
• ISIS is on the rebound
• Trump clamps down further on Iran
• Iran threatens to close Strait of Hormuz
• San Fran residents have had enough of homeless magnet
• Emma Thompson flies 5,400 miles to give speech on climate change at Extinction Rebellion
• America leads the world in clean air
• Tesla investigates spontaneously combusting car
• Study: Electric vehicles emit more CO2 than diesel cars
• Outrage over Kanye's $50 'church socks'
• UK banning porn
• Starbucks initializing needle disposal boxes at some locations
• Nashville is fastest growing city in TN (see fastest growing cities in each state) 
• BBQ business causes stir with LGBTQ t-shirts
• WashPo writer is anti-podcast
• Listen to Phil's new podcast

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 19, 2019

• Release of Mueller report finally sets Trump free
• Greenwald: Mueller 'obliterated' Trump-Russia conspiracy theory
• Nadler issues subpoena for full report
• Elizabeth Warren calls on the House to start impeachment proceedings
• Romney 'sickened' by Trump's behavior in Mueller report
• Independents are breaking for Trump after Mueller report
• According to report, Flynn was under investigation by FBI long before transition phone calls
• Mueller's report looks bad for Obama
• More than 3,000 fraudulent family cases have been identified by Border Patrol
• Hunger strikes at detention centers spread
• Biden expected to officially announce next week
• Judge upholds mandatory measles vaccinations in NY
• Federal appeals court rules in favor of prayer in the House of Representatives
• Unions have lost hundreds of thousands of members ever since SCOTUS ruled you don't have to pay dues
• Man who sent powder to Trump's sons gets probation
• San Fran's poop problem explodes
• Social media platforms want centralized censorship
• Celebs join Lil Dicky (don't believe I'd call myself that) for climate change song
• Last Man Standing picked up by Fox for 8th season
• Yankees stop playing Kate Smith's 'God Bless America' because of her other racist songs
• Flyers cover statue of Kate
• Ancestry pulls slavery-era ad after backlash
• Another state to ditch Columbus Day for Indigenous Peoples Day

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 18, 2019

• Media melt down over Mueller report
• Hollywood freaks out
• Barr considered Trump's motives when deciding not to prosecute over obstruction
• Nadler to subpoena un-redacted version
• Kellyanne Conway insists Adam Shiffless produce evidence or resign
• Shiffless: OK, so the president's actions weren't illegal, but, by gosh, they were immoral
• Steny the Hoyer says impeachment 'not worthwhile at this point'
• AOC says she plans to sign Tlaib's impeachment resolution: 'Mueller's report is clear'
• The Hill: 7 interesting nuggets from the Mueller report
• Flashback: The 10 most embarrassing media lies about Trump-Russia collusion
• Mueller assessed the Seth Rich theory
• Trump does another Game of Thrones parody and HBO ain't happy
• Jeff Flakes says he would support a Dem in 2020, like anyone cares
• College professor arrested for entering St. Patrick's Cathedral with two cans of gas
• National Enquirer sold for $100 million
• Scientist says online activists are trying to silence him
• U.S. church membership down
• Some bee species in trouble, and, of course, climate change is blamed

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 17, 2019

• MSM: White House 'braces' for Mueller report
• Yuma declares state of emergency over illegals
• What was lost, what was saved in Notre-Dame fire
• Burned black churches in La. see spike in donations
• Trump plans to personally donate to Notre-Dame fund
• Liberals' frustration with San Fran Nan rises
• Leading socialist candidates give little to charity
• Then Beto has the gall to say that his public service is his real contribution
• AOC retained talent agency, was in talks for a book deal
• BernMe's Fox town hall angers libs
• Woman infatuated with Columbine threatens schools, dies of self-inflicted gunshot wound
• American Taliban to be released from prison
• Chase bank shuts down 'alt-right' accounts
• Oh, goodie: Prosecutors to release Bob Kraft sex video
• Stalin approval among Russians hits 70 percent
• Missing diver in TN is UK diver who helped save soccer kids in Thailand
• Shared electric scooters surge
• Migrating vulture is seized as 'spy' in Yemen after militants spot GPS tracker
• Man picks up day laborer, forces him to have sex with his wife
• Guest: Clifford May, president of the Foundation for Defense of Democracies on why socialism is cool again

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 16, 2019

• Notre-Dame's famed stained glass survive fire
• Hero priest saves Crown of Thorns
• No sign of arson
• ISIS celebrates
• Muslims convert to Christianity in Syrian town formerly controlled by ISIS
• White House officials worried about being exposed as rats in Mueller report
• 33 percent of tax returns paid no tax
• Mayor Pete bashes capitalism
• Trump will allow Cuban Americans to sue Cuba over confiscated property
• Nashville is booming
• Roy Moore leads GOP field to take on Doug Jones
• CNN ratings continue to plummet
• Cleric from Qatar shows how to properly beat your wife
• How much of your cable bill goes to ESPN?
• Woman trashes burger joint over lack of chocolate ice cream
• Pepsi plans to project giant ad in the night sky
• Parody: AOC caught pandering by talking like Jar Jar Binks

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 15, 2019

• Notre-Dame de Paris burns
• The history of Notre-Dame
• Shep Smith shuts down guest who speculates it may be arson
• Flashback to March: Catholic churches are being desecrated across France
• Flashback to 2016: ISIS tries to blow up Notre-Dame
• She was just sentenced to prison on Friday
• Mueller report coming Thursday
• Five things to look for
• Mr. Kellyanne Conway suggests Mueller found evidence of collusion
• It's Tax Day: 9 things liberals lied about regarding Trump's tax bill
• Mayor Pete announces
• The Buttigieg tapes: Mayor Pete demoted a black police chief
• BernMe takes the lead
• Cher questions sanctuary cities
• The Hill: Trump escalates Omar controversy
• University students 'shaking' with rage after Pence is invited to speak
• Judge orders Chinese woman at Mar-a-Lago locked up
• Opinion: My ancestors were owned by Georgetown, I soon graduate from there
• Chicago sees latest snowfall in over 50 years
• San Fran maps human waste
• Guest: Raul Lopez from Men of Valor

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 12, 2019

• Trump considering releasing illegals in sanctuary cities
• Rosenstein defend Barr on Russia probe
• Assange arrest designed to keep him from hitting mysterious panic button
• Man lights himself on fire outside White House
• Mad Maxine, chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, is SO stupid that she doesn't know the government took over all student loans under Obama
• Principal says student's MAGA hat, Trump shirt for America Pride Day violated dress code
• Greenspan says economy will fade because of entitlement burden
• How BSNBC and CNN make a shakedown artist a household name
• Georgetown students vote overwhelmingly for $27 fee for reparations
• 'Crying girl' picture that captured Trump's 'zero tolerance' wins World Press prize, but she was never separated from her mother
• Jim Acosta to receive 'Truth to Power' award
• Analyst predicts $80 oil by summer
• Mar-a-Lago trespasser indicted on two charges but not spying
• College protestor throws bleach on conservative speaker
• Key to happiness? Smiling.
• Couple arrested for giving laxative-laced cookies to striking workers

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 11, 2019

• Julian Assange arrested, on his way to the U.S. to face charges
• Charged with conspiracy to commit computer hacking
• Pamela Anderson calls the UK 'America's bitch'
• Nunes sends criminal referral to DOJ
• Former Obama lawyer charged in Mueller spin-off probe
• Jobless claims lowest in 50 years
• List of tax hikes in BernMe's 'Medicare for All' plan
• Amazon workers are listening to what you tell Alexia
• Apple censors songs about Tiananmen Square for Chinese government
• Republican introduces bill to prevent Comey-era spy abuses
• Boston Globe columnist encouraged waiters to 'tamper' with Trump officials' food
• Creepy porn lawyer charged with embezzlement, fraud, cheating on taxes
• Allegedly scammed paraplegic client out of $4 million settlement
• Abortion clinic director says infanticide law shouldn't pass because babies under 30 days old can't be put in wills
• Two Republicans join all House Democrats in bill to allow males to participate in women's sports
• Lib congressman grills JPMorgan CEO over starting salary for teller
• Ex-pope blames '60s sexual revolution for church sex scandal
• Bad idea: Scientists put human gene in monkeys to make them smarter
• Another bad idea: 'Three-person baby' born in Greece
• MIT scientist says it's more likely than not that we're living in the Matrix

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 10, 2019

• Barr says spying occurred on Trump campaign, trying to determine if it was legit
• Now that he's looking into anti-Trump spying Pelosi says 'he's going off the rails'
• Sara Carter says her sources tell her Peter Strzok could face 'serious' charges
• Another huge caravan heads towards U.S.
• Acting ICE director resigns
• U.S. deficit running 15 percent higher than last year
• Dems in NY State give millions to kids of illegals but nothing for kids of veterans
• Scientists prove manmade global warming is a hoax
• 'Music City' doesn't want you making music at home
• BernMe admits he's a millionaire
• Relaunches 'Medicare for All'
• Gillibrand: Trump is spewing 'racism, anti-Semitism, and homophobia'
• High NFL draft pick deletes pro-Trump tweets ahead of draft
• Kim Foxx plays the race card to save herself from Smollett fiasco
• She also let a murderer go
• They deny it, but Google does manually manipulate search results
• Chinese cops send Facebook users to re-education camps
• Young Trump staffers have to meet in secret in DC
• Washington Examiner goes strangely anti-Trump
• Parents hold measles parties
• Audrey Hepburn was a WWII resistance spy
• Catholic U. seeks to ban porn on campus Wi-Fi
• American Airlines flight attendant spills drinks on company CEO

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 9, 2019

• Shake-up at DHS continues
• White House plans to target remittance payments
• Rep. Omar calls Trump advisor a 'white nationalist'
• Trump's approval spikes to 53 percent
• AG Barr reveals four areas of Mueller report redaction
• Newly-released transcripts show two cabinet members were down with Trump coup
• Fireworks at Hill hearing on white nationalism
• Candace Owens: White nationalism didn't do this damage to the black community, Democrat policies did
• Google sends former Soros-funded employee to white nationalism hearing
• Nunes sues McClatchy for alleged scheme to derail Hillary-Russia investigations
• The Week makes 3 excuses for why socialism is growing
• AOC repeats her hysterical claims on global warming
• Is Buttigieg gay enough to make up for his male white privilege
• U.S. sails massive warship in disputed South China Sea
• Iranian lawmakers protest being called terrorists with chants of 'Death to America'
• Americans actually paid less in taxes last year (read paragraph 4)
• Ted Cruz goes after Yale Law for bias against Christians
• Crosses in Italian cemetery covered to avoid offending Muslims
• Full House star and hubby could get 2 years in the slammer
• Kamala Harris revives tax credit for housing
• Schumer's good with a mother choosing abortion 'before that moment before the child is born'
• PETA hands out catfish-shaped stress balls to remind Preds fans to respect animals
• Man handing out $20 bills killed
• Guest: Howie Morgan from Minuteman Project on Educational Savings Accounts in TN

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 8, 2019

• Nielsen out as Homeland Secretary
• Former KS sec. of state has a plan to fix border situation
• Judge blocks Trump policy of forcing asylum-seekers to wait in Mexico
• Trump pushed to close El Paso border, resume family separation
• 'The View' host says white supremacists kill more people than illegals
• Trump fires Secret Service director
• Meadows and Nunes have criminal referrals for DOJ regarding origins of Trump-Russia investigation
• Gay Dem candidate unloads on Pence
• Gay couple has baby fathered by one, mothered by other's sister, birthed by his mother
• BernMe is the Dem frontrunner
• U.S. labels Iran's Revolutionary Guard a terrorist organization
• China is 'threat to world' says dissident writer
• Chinese woman who penetrated Mar-a-Lago had numerous electronic devices
• Meanwhile, Kirsten Gillibrand greets reporter in Mandarin
• Amazon banning books by right-wing authors
• Ca.'s ban on high-capacity gun magazines struck down
• Felicity Huffman, others to plead guilty in college admissions scam
• Chicago prosecutor now claims race may be behind criticism of her over Smollett case
• Obama refers to himself an astounding 392 times in 90-minute speech
• Car-surfing 10-year-old falls off parents' car, run over by parents
• U.S. skyscrapers kill over 600 million birds a year
• 12 reasons we love true crime

Daily Show Prep - Friday April 5, 2019

• Trump to illegals: 'We can't take you. Our country is full.'
• Another judge blocks Trump's citizenship question
• Jobs numbers for March better than expected
• Trump approval rating at 51 percent
• Barr defends his handling of Mueller report
• Grassley says Mueller team mischaracterized e-mails in court filing
• Preet Bharara says he discussed secretly taping Trump
• Romney doesn't like the choice of Herman Cain for the Federal Reserve Board
• Mika, who reportedly cheated on her husband with her boss, says Trump once gave her an 'unbelievably inappropriate hug'
• Smollett, Chicago face off in nasty legal battle
• British police stationed outside Ecuadorian embassy amid rumors of Assange's expulsion
• Muslim asylum-seeker killed his wife because she converted to Christianity
• Dem senator's former staffer pleads guilty to witness tampering, computer fraud
• Bezos' mistress files for divorce
• John Rich weighs in on new hip-hop song topping the country charts
• Man faces cruelty charges for abandoning pet fish
• Mick Jagger doing well after heart surgery
• NY Post claims climate change is forcing children to become sex slaves

Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 4, 2019

• Trump gives Mexico one year to stop illegals, drugs
• ICE makes biggest illegal immigration bust in a decade
• Unemployment hits 50-year low
• Target raises minimum wage to $13 in tight labor market
• Rand Paul says he won't approve release of Mueller report until he gets info on Steele dossier
• DOJ hits back against newspaper reports that say Trump's in more trouble than AG says
• JPMorgan says Trump tax law added $3.7b to profits
• Trump mocks Dems for only demanding 6 years of tax returns
• Judge Nap says fight for Trump's tax returns will likely end up in court
• Rep. Omar pushes for release of jailed Muslim Brotherhood leader
• CNN covers up analyst's tie to Qatar
• Author: Biden's son made millions from Ukraine energy company while Joe funneled almost $2b to Ukraine
• Beto paid $110,000 in consulting fees to his own company
• Nearly half of American men think gender pay gap is made up...because it is
• AOC puts together furniture, eats snacks, and rants on global warming
• Ecuador says Julian Assange will be turned over the UK to be arrested
• Bad diet more dangerous than smoking
• TDS: Hysterical woman goes off on man in MAGA hat
• Public radio host loses his job over comment to guest, "You look great"
• Black conservative called 'nigga' on Twitter told tweet does not violate Twitter's standards
• George Mason students want Justice Kavanaugh's invitation to teach rescinded
• In strange story, boy who claims to be missing boy is not him
• Man identifies as dog
• Drunk pals took turns shooting each other while wearing bullet-proof vests
• Man admits that ghost did not plant meth in his home
• New discovery suggests 'father of America cavalry' was actually a woman
• Shoplifter caught stuffing chainsaw down his pants
• Aussie politician pops guy who cracks an egg on his head

Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 3, 2019

• House Judiciary approves subpoenas for Mueller report that's coming anyway
• Some Mueller team members say report more damaging that Barr portrayed
• US expands 'catch and release' amid border crisis
• Man accused of killing nanny was twice-deported illegal alien
• Jorge Ramos calls for open borders
• Death of 8-year-old in government custody died of complications from flu, autopsy shows
• Kamala Harris wants Dreamers to work in Congress
• Socialists are taking over Chicago
• GOP congressman rolls out his own Green New Deal
• Sen. Udall says we now have 'climate refugees'
• They cut the Nashville cherry trees down anyway, claim miscommunication
• Anvil Joe tries to save his candidacy even before it launches
• Chinese woman carrying malware got inside Mar-a-Lago
• House Dems want 'oversight' of Fox News' editorial decisions
• Tucker beats all of CNN's prime time combined
• Global warming: Sierra Nevada snowpack at 161 percent of normal
• U. of Kansas offering course on angry white men
• Another state ditches Columbus Day for Indigenous People's Day
• Look at how peaceful these 'indigenous people' were
• Actresses face likely jail time in college bribery case
• Ca. to ban state-funded travel to SC over gay adoption issue
• Muslim soldier says she will sue Army for making her remove hijab
• New 'consent' condoms can only be opened by two people
• First jaguar born by artificial insemination eaten by mom
• Want a masters in puppetry?
• Guest: David Drucker from the Washington Examiner says Republicans steamroll Trump on Obamacare

Daily Show Prep - Tuesday April 2, 2019

• Pelosi's advice to Biden: Keep yo hands to yoself
• Flashback: Jill Biden is just like her husband
• Some 'I believers' are saying 'we can't assume' about Anvil Joe
• Tina Brown: Time is up for Joe
• Bloomberg now says if Joe doesn't run he might
• Trump considers 'immigration czar'
• Some Beto supporters think he's the savior
• Dem congressman rejects socialism, embraces capitalism
• Peter Strzok's boss thought his affair made him vulnerable to foreign intelligence
• Students demand removal of Jefferson statue
• House Oversight issues subpoenas over census citizenship question
• Australia will no longer contribute to UN climate fund
• Ivy League students support segregated housing
• Facial recognition hits hotels
• Hackers trick Tesla into wrong lane
• Gay pride children's book read to 7-year-olds in Va. public school
• Woman has brain damage after 3-week fruit juice diet
• Russian candy bars infused with blood

Daily Show Prep - Monday April 1, 2019

• U.S. cuts aid to El Salvador, Honduras, Guatemala
• El Paso is overwhelmed
• GOP senator blasts AG Barr on Obamacare decision
• Biden releases statement on #MeToo accusations
• A second woman comes forward to accuse Anvil Joe
• Va. Lt. Guv accuser speaks out
• AP issues correction after saying Beto spoke 'in his native Spanish'
• Dems begin subpoena process for Mueller report
• Nashville removes cherry trees because NFL wants them to
• GOP lawmakers cast doubt on White House security clearance whistleblower
• Rep. Omar facing campaign finance probe
• Police protest outside Chicago state attorney's office
• USA Today's climate change freakout
• Semi-naked climate protesters crash Parliament
• TV channels reject ads for abortion movie
• Still beats box office expectations
• Saudi Aramco tops Apple for world's most profitable company
• Alex Jones says 'psychosis' made him question Sandy Hook
• Another airport bans Chick-fil-A
• NY assemblyman applauds Buffalo airport for banning Chick-fil-A
• Zuckerberg calls for government regulation of content on Facebook
• Mick Jagger will undergo heart surgery...in the U.S.
• Catholic priests burn Harry Potter books