Daily Show Prep - Monday April 8, 2019

• Nielsen out as Homeland Secretary
• Former KS sec. of state has a plan to fix border situation
• Judge blocks Trump policy of forcing asylum-seekers to wait in Mexico
• Trump pushed to close El Paso border, resume family separation
• 'The View' host says white supremacists kill more people than illegals
• Trump fires Secret Service director
• Meadows and Nunes have criminal referrals for DOJ regarding origins of Trump-Russia investigation
• Gay Dem candidate unloads on Pence
• Gay couple has baby fathered by one, mothered by other's sister, birthed by his mother
• BernMe is the Dem frontrunner
• U.S. labels Iran's Revolutionary Guard a terrorist organization
• China is 'threat to world' says dissident writer
• Chinese woman who penetrated Mar-a-Lago had numerous electronic devices
• Meanwhile, Kirsten Gillibrand greets reporter in Mandarin
• Amazon banning books by right-wing authors
• Ca.'s ban on high-capacity gun magazines struck down
• Felicity Huffman, others to plead guilty in college admissions scam
• Chicago prosecutor now claims race may be behind criticism of her over Smollett case
• Obama refers to himself an astounding 392 times in 90-minute speech
• Car-surfing 10-year-old falls off parents' car, run over by parents
• U.S. skyscrapers kill over 600 million birds a year
• 12 reasons we love true crime