Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 11, 2019

• Julian Assange arrested, on his way to the U.S. to face charges
• Charged with conspiracy to commit computer hacking
• Pamela Anderson calls the UK 'America's bitch'
• Nunes sends criminal referral to DOJ
• Former Obama lawyer charged in Mueller spin-off probe
• Jobless claims lowest in 50 years
• List of tax hikes in BernMe's 'Medicare for All' plan
• Amazon workers are listening to what you tell Alexia
• Apple censors songs about Tiananmen Square for Chinese government
• Republican introduces bill to prevent Comey-era spy abuses
• Boston Globe columnist encouraged waiters to 'tamper' with Trump officials' food
• Creepy porn lawyer charged with embezzlement, fraud, cheating on taxes
• Allegedly scammed paraplegic client out of $4 million settlement
• Abortion clinic director says infanticide law shouldn't pass because babies under 30 days old can't be put in wills
• Two Republicans join all House Democrats in bill to allow males to participate in women's sports
• Lib congressman grills JPMorgan CEO over starting salary for teller
• Ex-pope blames '60s sexual revolution for church sex scandal
• Bad idea: Scientists put human gene in monkeys to make them smarter
• Another bad idea: 'Three-person baby' born in Greece
• MIT scientist says it's more likely than not that we're living in the Matrix