Daily Show Prep - Friday April 12, 2019

• Trump considering releasing illegals in sanctuary cities
• Rosenstein defend Barr on Russia probe
• Assange arrest designed to keep him from hitting mysterious panic button
• Man lights himself on fire outside White House
• Mad Maxine, chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, is SO stupid that she doesn't know the government took over all student loans under Obama
• Principal says student's MAGA hat, Trump shirt for America Pride Day violated dress code
• Greenspan says economy will fade because of entitlement burden
• How BSNBC and CNN make a shakedown artist a household name
• Georgetown students vote overwhelmingly for $27 fee for reparations
• 'Crying girl' picture that captured Trump's 'zero tolerance' wins World Press prize, but she was never separated from her mother
• Jim Acosta to receive 'Truth to Power' award
• Analyst predicts $80 oil by summer
• Mar-a-Lago trespasser indicted on two charges but not spying
• College protestor throws bleach on conservative speaker
• Key to happiness? Smiling.
• Couple arrested for giving laxative-laced cookies to striking workers