Daily Show Prep - Thursday April 25, 2019

• Biden jumps in
• Opens 8-point lead over Trump
• Trump mocks 'Sleepy Joe'
• Jew blasts Biden for trying to divide country over bogus Charlottesville claim
• Biden's latest hire doesn't want white people leading the Democrat Party
• And then there's Joe's Anita Hill problem
• Jobless claims jump
• DHS releasing 1,400 illegals into the U.S. every day
• Judge charged with helping illegal evade ICE
• China has hypersonic rocket that can beat our missile defenses
• Putin: NoKo ready to give up nukes in exchange for 'guarantees'
• NoKo sends U.S. $2 million bill for Otto Warmbier's medical care
• Franklin Graham says Mayor Pete should repent
• Americans most stressed in the world
• Americans continue to abandon high-tax states
• Ca. may ban schools from suspending students for 'willful defiance' of teachers
• Former Ca. Dem Party chairman sued for forcibly performing sex act on subordinate
• Trump's Hollywood star defaced again
• 3 sought in colonoscopy equipment theft
• Parrot detained after tipping off owners to drug bust
• Instagram model has doctor declare her butt is real