Daily Show Prep - Friday April 17, 2015

• Cameras on border capture steady stream of illegals, guns and drugs
• Jeb Bush says amnesty is 'rational,' 'thoughtful'
• Florida guv suing Obama over further ensnaring his state in Obamacare
• A third of high-earners live paycheck to paycheck
• Jeb Bush calls for Republicans to confirm Loretta Lynch
• McCain concerned about 'the unpredictability of this overweight young man in North Korea'
• Navy reveals Jeep that can shoot down drones with laser
• China builds airstrip on disputed island in South China Sea
• More on the mysterious Walmart closings
• More on Jade Helm military training exercises
• Al Gore's Montecito neighborhood finding a way around the water restrictions
• April blizzard causes 70-vehicle pile-up
• ESPN suspends reporter after going off on tow-lot attendant
• Is the Bureau of Land Management getting set for another Bundy-style showdown?
• Netflix wants to kill TV
• Tim McGraw's Sandy Hook concert hits an anti-gun sour note
• Hero pulls man to safety then walks away
• Duh. What took so long? White House to top fence with spikes
• Gwyneth Paltrow fails the food stamp challenge four days in
• Russian version of Siri is homophobic
• Photo emerges of Marco Rubio in Chippendales routine
• Video: Hillary and the stupid 're-set' button
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Lawyer Sue Yoo
• Expert of the Day: Gayle Trotter says the Iranian nuke deal stinks