Daily Show Prep - Wednesday April 8, 2015

• Tsarnaev found guilty in Boston Marathon bombing
• North Charleston officer charged with murder for shooting suspect in the back
• How many cops helped the killer cover up his crime?
• NRA event in Nashville attracts record 13 presidential candidates
• Federal judge refuses to restart Obama's amnesty, says lawyers lied to him
• University of Michigan cancels 'American Sniper,' makes little weenies feel unsafe
• Are you kidding? Obama says daughter's asthma attack made climate change personal
• AT&T data breach, 280k customers exposed
• Government of Turkey OKs toilet paper use for Muslims
• Military moving communications back to Cold War bunker
• Oh, brother. Now calling Hillary 'Hillary' is sexist
• 'The Interview' DVD dropped over North Korea
• US bidnesses want more immigrant workers
• Duh! Too much time on Facebook can lead to depression
• Man to undergo world's first head transplant
• Woman charged with animal cruelty for killing boyfriend's goldfish with bleach
• Cursed at Birth, The Most Unfortunate Name of the Day: Joel Burger and Ashley King to marry, paid for by Burger King, naturally
• Expert of the Day: Dan Kish, Sr. VP of Policy at the Institute for Energy Research about lifting the ban on oil exports